What are some of the funniest lifting stories you've heard?

A skateboarder tried to ollie over a cat that was napping in the skatepark. The cat didn't even flinch, and the skateboarder ended up crashing right beside it. It was hilarious as the cat just gave him a lazy look and went back to sleep.

One funny story is that a dolphin managed to open a locked gate in its enclosure using its nose. It then swam around the whole facility, causing a bit of chaos but also making everyone laugh at its cleverness.

I heard about a dog that chased its own tail and ended up falling on its butt. It was so cute and funny. The dog just sat there looking confused for a while.

I heard about a surfer who thought he saw a shark fin in the water. He panicked and started screaming, but it turned out to be just a plastic bag. His friends still tease him about it.

A group of friends decided to do a yoga session outdoors. One of them was doing the warrior pose and a bird thought his outstretched arm was a perch. It flew down and landed on his arm. He was so startled that he lost his balance and fell. The others were laughing so hard. It was a unique and funny yoga experience that made their outdoor yoga session very memorable.

A friend told me about a man who was driving a convertible with his dog. The dog had its head out and its ears were flapping in the wind. All of a sudden, a bird flew by and the dog got so excited that it almost jumped out of the car.

A man entered the sauna with his pet parrot on his shoulder. The parrot started talking and making funny noises because of the heat. Everyone was amused.

I heard about a stoner who thought his cat was a spy. He spent hours trying to figure out what secrets the cat was trying to steal. He even set up little 'traps' around the house to catch the cat in the act, but of course, the cat was just being a normal cat.

There was a time when a group of friends decided to invest in a new and unknown cryptocurrency. They were so sure it would make them rich overnight. They put in all their savings. But then, the cryptocurrency turned out to be a complete scam and they lost everything. The funny part was how they all sat around blaming each other for believing in such a crazy idea so easily.

One funny story is about a lumberjack who was so tired that he fell asleep while leaning on his axe. When his friends came to wake him up, they accidentally knocked the axe over and it made a loud noise. The lumberjack jumped up in fright, thinking there was a bear or something dangerous. He started running around in circles until he realized it was just his friends.