Share an English funny short story.
A duck walked into a bar and said, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender, a bit surprised, said, 'No, we don't sell grapes here. This is a bar.' The duck left. The next day, the duck came back and asked the same question. The bartender said, 'I told you yesterday, we don't have grapes. If you come back and ask again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. On the third day, the duck walked in and asked, 'Got any nails?' The bartender was confused but said, 'No.' The duck then said, 'Got any grapes?'
Can you share a short funny story in English?
Oh, here's one. A dog was chasing its tail for hours, thinking it was a new toy. Everyone around was laughing at its silliness.
Can you share some short funny English stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some English short funny stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some English funny short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This plays on the double meaning of 'turn into' which can mean physically transform or just enter a place, creating a humorous situation.
Can you share some english short funny stories?
One more. A boy asks his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' 'That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner,' says his father. After dinner the father asks, 'Now, son, what did you want to ask me?' 'Oh, nothing,' the boy says. 'There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.'
Can you share some funny English short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A panda walks into a restaurant, orders a meal, eats it, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. When the manager asks why, the panda says, 'I'm a panda. Look it up.' The manager looks in the dictionary and it says: 'Panda: eats shoots and leaves.'
Please share a short English story.
Long ago, in a small town, there was a baker. He made the most delicious bread in the whole town. One day, a poor old woman came to his bakery. She had no money but was very hungry. The baker was kind - hearted. He gave her a loaf of bread for free. The old woman was so grateful. She told the baker that he would be blessed. From that day on, the baker's business became even better as more and more people heard about his kind act.
Tell me an English funny short story.
Once upon a time, there was a man who went to a pet store. He asked the clerk, 'I want to buy a pet that can do everything.' The clerk said, 'How about a dog?' The man replied, 'No, a dog can't talk.' Then the clerk said, 'What about a cat?' The man said, 'No, a cat can't fetch my newspaper.' Finally, the clerk said, 'Then I have just the thing for you, a centipede!' The man was excited and took the centipede home. He told the centipede to go and make him a cup of coffee. An hour passed, and nothing happened. He went to check on the centipede and found it still putting on its shoes.
Can you share an English to German funny story?
Sure. There was an Englishman traveling in Germany. He wanted to buy some eggs. In English, he said 'I want some eggs', but in his broken German, he said 'Ich will einige Eier' which he thought was correct, but he pronounced it so funnily that the shopkeeper burst out laughing. The Englishman was confused at first but then realized his pronunciation must have been really off.
Can you recommend a funny short story in English?
Sure! There's one about a talking dog who has all sorts of crazy adventures. It'll have you laughing out loud.