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What are some funny animals humorous stories?

2024-11-26 18:41
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A monkey once stole a tourist's hat and started wearing it. It then posed for pictures as if it was a model, making all the onlookers burst into laughter.

There is a story about a group of penguins. One penguin was waddling faster than the others, as if it was in a great hurry. But then it slipped on the ice and slid all the way back to the starting point. The other penguins just stared at it for a moment and then continued on their way, which was really a humorous scene.

Immortality Martial Arts: I Started with the Five Animals Health Fist

Immortality Martial Arts: I Started with the Five Animals Health Fist

Upon awakening, Su Changkong found himself transmigrated to a world thrown into chaos by war and rampaged by demon monsters, where his martial arts talent was mediocre. However, Su Changkong discovered that as long as his own "life span" increased, his talents and potential could also be "limitlessly" enhanced! Cultivating the Health-preserving Fist technique and practicing the qi of longevity! The path to immortality is littered with corpses, and Su Changkong embarked on a Martial Arts path where he would not perish, even if heaven and earth were to be annihilated!
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Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
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My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

"My pants are already off. Stopping now would be a bit redundant, don't you think?" Everyone knew the cool, aristocratic Chairman Li was sick, but only Rong Yan knew the man was problematic and sick in the head. That day, she was accosted at the bedroom entrance. Long arms held her against her will as the man leaned into her ear and whispered, "Marry me." Rong Yan struggled to no avail. Frustrated, she said, "I have a boyfriend of five years." "You mean my son is your boyfriend?" For her baby boy, she was willing to secretly marry this billionaire chairman. From then on, he held the knife for her kills, and poured the gasoline as she set fires. Everyone knew the chairman was possessive and paranoid—and Rong Yan was his bottom line. The five-year-old Li Duidui was at a loss. When Daddy and Mommy fought, was he supposed to help clear up the misunderstanding or close the door on them...
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Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"
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Two-Faced Husband, Have Some Decency!

Two-Faced Husband, Have Some Decency!

Song Yu, an up and coming architect was supposed to be the fiancée to the second son of the Qi Family... until her family went bankrupt. The engagement was called off and she finally has the freedom to love whoever she wants to! Years later, a twist of fate made her cross paths with the Qi family again. In order to land a prestigious architect role in an upcoming hotel construction project, she had to impress the director of Qilin. Follow Song Yu as she navigates through life and love!
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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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330 Chs

What are some humorous anecdotes and funny stories about animals?

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2024-11-27 13:11

A cat once followed its owner to the vet. When the vet tried to examine it, the cat hissed and swatted at the vet. The owner said, 'He's usually very friendly.' The vet replied, 'Well, he seems to be in a bad mood today.' Then the cat looked at the vet and meowed as if to say, 'I'm not in a bad mood, I just don't like being poked and prodded!'

What are some humorous animals stories that involve birds?

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2024-11-30 08:42

One day, a peacock was showing off its feathers to a group of chickens. The chickens were not impressed at all and just continued pecking at the ground. The peacock, not used to being ignored, kept strutting around in front of them, trying to get their attention. Eventually, the chickens just walked away, leaving the peacock looking very confused and a bit silly.

Can you share some humorous animals stories?

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2024-11-30 02:28

Once upon a time, there was a parrot. This parrot learned to mimic the voice of its owner saying 'Time for dinner!'. Every time it said that, all the other animals in the house would gather around, thinking it was really dinner time. The owner had to constantly correct the animals, and it was really a funny scene to watch.

Can you share some animals humorous stories?

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2024-11-26 09:01

Sure. There is a story about a parrot. A man bought a very talkative parrot. One day, when the man was on the phone arguing with his boss, the parrot suddenly shouted 'You're fired!'. It made the man both angry and amused at the same time.

What are some of the most humorous funny catholic stories?

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2024-12-11 08:34

There was a Catholic school where the teacher asked the students to draw a picture of their favorite saint. One little boy drew his grandpa and said, 'He's my saint because he always gives me candy.' It was a really cute and funny misunderstanding of the concept of saints but also showed the child's simple view of someone being special and good like a saint.

What are some of the most humorous Diogenes funny stories?

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2024-11-13 01:21

Another humorous one is when he was looking for an honest man with his lantern during the day. It's such a creative and comical way of making a point about the lack of honesty in society. He didn't just say it; he made a big spectacle of it. He was like a one - man show, walking around with that lantern, and it must have been quite a sight. People probably thought he was crazy, but in a funny way. It makes you think about how we perceive honesty and how rare it might actually be.

What are some really funny stories about animals in really funny stories?

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2024-12-04 10:15

There's a story about a dog who chased its own tail so vigorously that it got dizzy and fell over. It was really funny to watch as it then just lay there looking confused.

What are some small funny stories about animals in small funny stories?

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2024-11-25 21:23

Well, there's a story about a cat that chased its own tail so furiously that it got dizzy and just flopped over. It was so funny to watch.

What are some odd funny stories about animals?

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2024-12-13 17:01

A parrot in a pet store kept repeating the most inappropriate things it had overheard from customers. It was so odd because it would say these things at the most random times, like when a family with small children walked in. Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

What are some funny and short stories about animals?

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2024-12-08 15:20

There was a dog that loved to chase his tail. One day, he finally caught it and didn't know what to do next. He just sat there looking at his tail as if it was some strange new toy.

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