What are some of the funniest lemmy stories you know?

Lemmy was at the zoo. He stopped in front of the monkey enclosure. He started making monkey - like noises to get the monkeys' attention. Well, one monkey took it as a challenge and started making even louder and weirder noises back at Lemmy. Lemmy was so amused that he sat there for hours having this 'noise battle' with the monkey, and it was the funniest thing to watch for the other visitors at the zoo.

There's a story of a mermaid statue in a harbor. Some seagulls thought it was a real mermaid and would perch on it all day. They seemed to be waiting for it to move or do something. It was really hilarious.

One funny Belfast story is about a baker. He made a huge cake in the shape of Belfast's famous landmark. But when he was transporting it, his dog ran into the cart and the cake got all smushed. Instead of being upset, he took pictures and shared them online, and it became a really funny local meme.

One day, a unicorn decided to paint its horn a different color. It chose a bright pink. But then when it went to show its friends, they laughed so hard. Because the pink horn just looked so out of place on its usually elegant self. The unicorn was confused at first but then started laughing too when it saw its reflection in the water.

A coyote saw its reflection in a puddle for the first time. It thought it was another coyote and started growling and jumping around, trying to scare the 'other' coyote away. It took a while for it to realize it was just its own reflection.

One funny story is about a tour guide in Edinburgh. He was leading a group through the old streets when he suddenly tripped over a cobblestone. But instead of getting embarrassed, he quickly made up a story about how that cobblestone was cursed and if anyone else stepped on it, they would have to sing a Scottish song. It made everyone laugh and the rest of the tour was full of people trying to avoid that'special' cobblestone.

I know a story where a bumblebee got into a fight with a butterfly over a flower. The bumblebee was all tough, buzzing loudly, while the butterfly just flitted around gracefully. In the end, the bumblebee realized the flower had enough nectar for both of them and they ended up sharing it, which was really cute and funny.

A skydiver planned to do some cool acrobatics during the free fall. But as soon as he jumped, he got so dizzy that he just spun around uncontrollably. He said it was like being in a really bad carnival ride. By the time he got his senses back, it was time to open the parachute.

I heard about a hedgehog that tried to climb a tree. It was quite a sight, with its short legs and round body. It managed to get a few feet off the ground before losing its grip and tumbling down. But it didn't give up and tried again a few more times, each attempt funnier than the last.

There was this one archer who thought he was really good. He set up his target at a long distance. When he shot, the arrow flew in the completely wrong direction and hit a scarecrow that was far off to the side. His face was priceless.