What does 'wife gets knotted with dog story' mean?

No. It is not a common story type at all. It is an extremely abnormal and unethical concept that is not part of normal storytelling.

I'm not entirely sure what 'knotted by family dog stories' specifically means. It could be a very creative or personal way of saying being deeply affected or entangled in stories related to the family dog. Maybe it implies that these stories have some complex emotions or memories tied to them.

I'm not sure specifically what this story is about as it's not a common well - known story title. It could potentially be about a very strange and humorous situation where a wife somehow gets stuck in a dog door, but without more context it's hard to say exactly.

The phrase is very unclear and might be a misphrasing. If 'cocks' is referring to roosters in a very strange context, it could potentially be about a story where a wife somehow gets involved with roosters, but this is a very odd and not common scenario.

It could potentially mean that the wife has a story related to a bull. Maybe she saw a bull in an unusual situation, or there's a story from her past involving a bull. Without more context, it's hard to be more specific.

It could also be that in a particular cultural or regional context, 'gets wet' has a specific meaning. For example, in some fishing communities, if a wife helps with fishing and gets wet from the water. But this is all speculation without more details.

It could be. Just the idea of someone getting knotted in a dog door has the potential to be very funny.

It's really hard to say exactly without more context. 'Clause' has a legal or grammatical sense, and'mounted' here is very unclear in this combination. Maybe it's a very oddly - worded or made - up story about a clause (perhaps in a document?) and a family dog in some strange situation.

There are some fictional stories where a wife might be metaphorically 'knotted' with a dog in the sense of a strong bond in an adventure story. For example, in a story where a wife and her dog are lost in the woods and they have to rely on each other to survive. The dog's loyalty helps the wife find her way back home.

This statement is rather unclear. 'Does dog' is an odd phrase. It could potentially be a very unique or misphrased description. Maybe it's a made - up or very local and strange way of saying that your wife does something related to your friends, but without more context, it's hard to be certain.