Can you share some very short funny stories?

Here's another. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' This is short and funny as it gives fish the ability to talk and have a humorous misunderstanding about their environment which is a tank not a vehicle.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a man who always dreamed of being a great singer. But he had a really bad voice. One day, he decided to sing for the patients in a hospital. To his surprise, all the patients started to laugh and said they felt much better. He realized that even if he wasn't a good singer, he could still bring joy and inspiration in his own way. So, don't be afraid to be different and use your unique abilities.

There was a little girl who thought she could fly. So she climbed onto the roof and jumped. She didn't fly but landed on a big pile of leaves. She then said, 'I'm just practicing my soft landings!'

There was a girl who always lost her things. One day, she lost her heart - shaped locket. A boy found it and returned it to her. He said, 'I think I found something precious that belongs to a precious person.' She blushed and they fell in love. It was a really cute and funny start to their love story.

Well, here is a short and funny joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man says, 'No, but I'm dong!' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'dong' and the idea of the man thinking he's a bell in a humorous way.

A ghost was floating around a library. It saw a book on how to be a better ghost. As it was reading, it got so absorbed that it didn't notice the librarian who screamed when she saw a book floating in mid - air.

There is a story. A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was over, he said, 'Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.' 'Well, in plain English,' the doctor replied, 'you're just lazy.'

Once upon a time, a fish was tired of swimming. It saw a turtle and said, 'I wish I could walk like you.' The turtle replied, 'But you can swim everywhere!' The fish thought for a second and said, 'Yeah, but there's no pizza in the sea!' Then it swam away happily.