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What are some of the most hilarious bad parenting moments you've heard of?

2024-11-28 21:45
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A parent tried to make their child's lunch for school. They put peanut butter and jelly in the same sandwich but also added pickles by mistake. The kid opened the lunchbox at school and was horrified. When the kid told the parent later, the parent just laughed and said it was an experiment.

One time, a family went on a camping trip. The parents told their kids to stay close to the tent. But then the parents got into an argument about which way was north and ended up walking in the wrong direction themselves. The kids were left alone at the campsite for a while until the parents realized their mistake. They came back to find the kids had made friends with some squirrels and were having a great time without them.

There was a parent who was supposed to take their kid to a birthday party. But they got the date mixed up and showed up a week early. They were wondering why there was no party going on and the poor kid was so disappointed.

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What are some of the most memorable parenting funny stories you've heard?

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What are some of the most hilarious teacher stories you've heard?

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1 answer
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I heard about a priest who got his cassock stuck in a door on his way to the pulpit. He had to wiggle and tug to get free while the whole congregation watched and giggled. He then just laughed it off and started his sermon with a self - deprecating joke about it.

What are some of the most hilarious tattooing stories you've heard?

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I heard about a Karen who was on an airplane. She didn't like the seat she was assigned and demanded that a flight attendant move her to first class. When they said they couldn't, she started crying and saying she had a medical condition that required more legroom. But she was just being difficult.

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