What are the most interesting emergency room funny stories you've heard?

I heard about a kid who got his head stuck in a railing while trying to imitate a character from a movie. He was crying and his parents were freaking out. But the doctors in the emergency room were able to get him out quickly and made him laugh about it in the end.

A woman once came into the emergency department because she was convinced she had a bug in her ear. After the doctor checked, there was no bug. It turned out she had a strand of her own hair tickling her ear and she thought it was a bug. The look on her face when she realized was quite funny.

I heard about a woman who was at a concert. She got so excited that she jumped up and her high heel got stuck in the seat in front of her. When she tried to pull it out, she lost her balance and fell into the aisle. Fortunately, there were kind people around who helped her up and even found a way to free her heel. Everyone had a good laugh about it later.

A man once came in because he thought he was having a heart attack. But it was just because he ate a really spicy burrito and his chest was burning. He was so worried though. The doctors had a good laugh after they figured out what was really going on. He left feeling a bit sheepish.

One really funny one is about a man who believed that his car radio was sending his thoughts to the government. So he would only listen to static. He was so paranoid that he even covered the radio with aluminum foil. After a while, he realized that he had just been watching too many conspiracy theory shows on TV.

One funny story is about a guy interrailing in Scandinavia. He thought he booked a sleeper compartment but actually booked a storage area. He didn't realize until he tried to lie down and there were boxes everywhere. He ended up having to share a normal seat with a really friendly family for the whole night. They shared stories and he had a great time despite the initial mix - up.

I heard a story about a person who accidentally locked themselves out of their apartment while taking out the trash, and they were only wearing their pajamas. They had to call the landlord at 3 in the morning, looking quite silly.

A lady once got on the subway with a huge hat. It was so big that it kept hitting people as she walked down the aisle. She was so oblivious to it and when someone finally told her, she just took it off and put it on her lap and started laughing. It was such a simple yet funny moment.

A funny ape story I heard was about an orangutan. It managed to steal a camera from a wildlife photographer. Instead of being scared, it started taking pictures of itself and the surrounding jungle. The resulting photos were really strange and funny, with the orangutan's big nose and curious eyes filling the frame.

I heard of a roadie who was supposed to set up the microphones. But he got distracted by a food truck outside. When he came back, he set up the mics all wrong, and during the performance, the singer's voice was coming out of the backstage speakers. It was chaos but really funny.