What are the most memorable funny chat up line stories you know?

There was this story where a boy approached a girl and said, 'Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.' It was such a classic line. The girl blushed and they ended up having a great conversation. Chat up lines like these can be a fun way to start a connection, even if they are a bit corny. They show the person's interest in a light - hearted way.

There was a long hair chat story that took place in a library. A girl with long hair was reading a book about ancient civilizations. She started chatting with a guy who sat next to her because he noticed her bookmark which had a picture of a woman with long hair from an ancient era. They talked about how long hair was seen in different cultures back then. They discussed how in some cultures long hair was a sign of beauty and status. They then moved on to talk about their favorite historical periods and how they were influenced by the way people looked, especially those with long hair. It was a very intellectual and engaging chat that lasted for hours.

One that stands out is when a comedian told about his first date. He took the girl to a really fancy restaurant but he accidentally spilled red wine all over his white shirt. He tried to play it cool but ended up looking like a clumsy mess. It was so relatable and his comical take on it was great.

There's a story where a woman used the line 'You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.' on a man at a party. The man was taken aback in a good way. He complimented her creativity and they started to dance. As they danced, they learned more about each other. The pick - up line was the start of a long - term friendship that might turn into something more. This shows that pick - up lines don't always have to lead to immediate romance but can also start great friendships.

There's a story of a consultant who went to a different country for a project. He didn't know the local language well. When he was trying to order lunch at the cafeteria near the office, he ended up ordering something completely different from what he thought. He got a plate full of pickled fish heads instead of a sandwich. His face when he saw it was priceless.

A story that stands out is when a young boy put on his dad's huge boots and tried to walk around, falling every few steps. It was hilarious. There was also a case where a parrot started talking like a pirate after watching a pirate movie. And a man who went to a job interview with his fly open and didn't realize until the interviewer told him at the end.

I remember a yandere story where a character was convinced that their love interest's pet dog didn't like them. So, they tried to win the dog over by dressing up as a dog themselves. They ran around on all fours, barking and wagging an imaginary tail. The love interest walked in on this scene and couldn't stop laughing. The yandere was a bit embarrassed at first but then joined in the laughter.

There was a woman who took a benzo and then went grocery shopping. She got to the dairy section and was so entranced by the different types of cheese that she started talking to them as if they were old friends. She was saying things like 'Oh, you look so delicious, Mr. Cheddar' in a really loud voice. People around her were either amused or very confused.

A man was sedated for a routine colonoscopy. As he was coming out of sedation, he started speaking in a made - up language. He was gesturing wildly and seemed to be having an intense conversation with an imaginary person. It was so funny that the doctors and nurses still talk about it.

One story is about a landlord and a tenant. The tenant wanted to lower the rent. He showed up to the negotiation wearing a really old, shabby coat and said he was so poor he could barely afford food. The landlord felt sorry for him and agreed to a small rent reduction. Later, the landlord found out the tenant was a successful artist who just liked to bargain in a very dramatic way.