Are there any really funny nasty stories about animals?

There's a story about a dog who chased its own tail so vigorously that it got dizzy and fell over. It was really funny to watch as it then just lay there looking confused.

Sure. There was a homeless woman who had a stray dog as her companion. One day, the dog chased a squirrel up a tree and got stuck halfway. The woman had to call the local fire department, who came and rescued the dog. The whole situation was quite comical with the dog looking all embarrassed and the woman laughing and thanking the firefighters.

A cat once chased its own tail for hours. It was like it had discovered the most interesting thing in the world. Its owner watched in amusement as the cat spun around and around.

There was a duck who went into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The next day, the duck came back and asked again. The clerk got angry and said, 'No, and if you come back and ask again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. Next day, the duck came back and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. Then the duck asked, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'

A group of animals were having a party in the forest. The deer said, 'I can run really fast.' The rabbit said, 'I can jump really high.' Then the sloth said, very slowly, 'I... can... save... a... lot... of... energy...' Everyone just stared at it for a while and then burst out laughing.

Once upon a time, there was a group of squirrels. They found a big pile of nuts and were very excited. One of the squirrels said, 'Let's count them to make sure we know how many we have.' So they started counting. But every time they got to a certain number, one of the squirrels would lose track and they had to start all over again. After several attempts, they gave up and just started eating the nuts. They realized that it was more fun to eat them than to count them.

A duck walked into a bar. The bartender said, 'What'll it be?' The duck replied, 'Just some water, thanks.' Then the duck left. The bartender was confused. But then he noticed the duck had left a little present - a quack - shaped puddle on the floor. It was a short but very funny 100 - word animal story.

There was a parrot that learned to imitate a fire alarm. Every time someone cooked in the kitchen and the smoke detector beeped a little bit, the parrot would start making the exact same sound. It drove the family crazy because they could never tell if it was the real alarm or the parrot. One day, there was a small fire in the kitchen, and no one believed it at first because they thought it was just the parrot being silly.

There is a story about a cat. This cat was obsessed with boxes. One day, the owner bought a new TV. As soon as the box was opened and the TV was taken out, the cat jumped into the box. It stayed there all day, peeking out at everyone. It looked like it had found its new little kingdom inside that box.

A cat once climbed onto a brand - new car in the neighborhood. The cat seemed to think the shiny tire was a perfect place to relieve itself. The car owner was not too happy at first, but when he saw the cat's non -chalant look as it finished and sauntered away, he couldn't help but laugh. It was such a strange and unexpected thing for the cat to do.