Are there any well - known constipation funny stories?

Once, my friend thought that eating a whole bunch of fiber - rich foods would solve his constipation. He ate so much bran cereal and beans that his stomach made the funniest gurgling noises all day long. But he still couldn't go. It was hilarious yet a bit pitiful.

Yes. One ambassador was at a cultural exchange event. He was supposed to participate in a traditional dance. But he had two left feet and kept stepping on his partner's toes. His clumsy attempts at the dance were hilarious. Everyone still remembers that event with a big smile.

Well, in some cities, there are homeless musicians. There was one who played the saxophone in a very unique style. He would add all these crazy sound effects like honking like a goose in the middle of a song. People couldn't help but laugh and at the same time, they were impressed by his creativity. His 'homeless' status just added to the charm of his performance.

It's important to note that Hitler's actions were so atrocious that finding truly 'funny' stories about him is inappropriate. But some might consider his pompous and self - deluded nature as having elements that could be seen as absurd. For example, his grand speeches filled with empty promises and his false sense of superiority. However, this should not overshadow the fact that he caused the death and suffering of millions.

Yes. There is a story about an Asperger's boy in school. When the teacher asked for creative writing, he wrote a long and detailed account about his favorite video game, including every level and character's stats. It was funny because it was so different from what the teacher expected, but it showed his unique focus and passion.

One story that's been around is about a schizophrenic patient who was convinced that the hospital's janitor was actually a secret agent. He would follow the janitor around, whispering 'I know your secret' and trying to offer his help in 'missions'. It was quite a comical sight in the hospital corridors.

Yes, there's a story from a small town. A local store owner 'kidnapped' the town's mascot statue as a joke for a charity event. He put up signs around town saying the mascot was on a 'forced vacation' and that people could donate to the charity to get it back. The whole town got involved in the fun and it ended up being a big success for the charity.

A girl I know was constipated for days. She was so desperate that she tried an old - fashioned remedy her grandma told her - drinking a glass of warm olive oil. She made the funniest face while drinking it. But it worked, and she was so happy that she did a little victory dance which was really funny.

Putin's skiing adventures are also a bit of a source of funny stories. There are pictures of him skiing with great energy and determination. He looks so focused and yet at the same time, the idea of him taking time out to ski and having that as a hobby adds a human and somewhat humorous aspect to his image. It shows that he has interests outside of politics just like anyone else.

I've heard of a situation where during a prostate exam, the doctor was very gentle and made small talk about the patient's hobbies. They ended up discussing fishing for a good five minutes in the middle of the exam. It was so unexpected that it was quite funny. It shows how a doctor's bedside manner can turn an otherwise nerve - wracking experience into something almost enjoyable. The patient later said he was more focused on talking about fishing than the actual exam.