Tell me an anecdotal funny short story about animals.

A cat once chased a laser pointer all around the house. It jumped on furniture, ran under tables, and even climbed up the curtains. The owner was just sitting there, moving the pointer, and the cat was so determined to catch it. At one point, the cat pounced so hard that it slid across the floor on its belly. It was hilarious to watch.

A cat and a dog were arguing about who was the smartest. The dog said, 'I can do tricks like sit, stay, and roll over.' The cat replied, 'That's nothing. I can make people open doors for me, feed me, and clean my litter box without even asking.'

A group of ducks were walking in a line. The first duck said, 'Quack.' The second duck said, 'Quack.' But the third duck said, 'I'm not following this stupid 'quack' thing.' The first two ducks looked at him and said, 'Then you're not a real duck!' and they walked away. The third duck thought for a moment and then ran after them shouting, 'Wait, I'm a quack!'

A group of friends decided to go camping. In the middle of the night, one of them woke up thinking he heard a bear outside their tent. He started screaming, which woke up the others. They all huddled together in fear. But then, they realized it was just their friend who had a really loud snore that sounded like a bear growling. They couldn't stop laughing about it for the rest of the trip.

A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat hissed, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big - boned!'

A seagull in Florida once stole an ice - cream cone from a little boy. It flew up to a lamppost with it. But as it started to eat, the ice - cream started to melt and drip all over the seagull. It flapped its wings in panic, trying to get away from the sticky mess. The boy couldn't stop laughing at the seagull's misfortune.

A parrot was very proud of his ability to talk. He would always show off in front of the other birds. One day, he saw an owl and said, 'Hey, you old grumpy face, why are you always so serious?' The owl just blinked and said, 'I'm thinking about important things, unlike you who just chat all day.' The parrot was offended and said, 'I can think too!' But then he couldn't come up with anything smart to say, so he just flew away, still muttering to himself.

A squirrel once found a big acorn. He was so excited that he decided to sleep with it that night. But the acorn was too big for his little nest. So he pushed and shoved it all around trying to make it fit. In the end, he just used it as a pillow and slept on top of it. When he woke up, his fur was all stuck to the acorn.

A parrot was in a pet store. A customer came in and the parrot said, 'Hey, you look like a fat penguin!' The customer was shocked and a bit offended. But the parrot just kept on squawking, thinking it was being really funny. The store owner had to quickly apologize to the customer.

A Khmer short funny story about animals is this. There was a little mouse that thought it was very brave. It saw a sleeping elephant and decided to show off its courage. It ran up to the elephant's trunk and squeaked really loudly. The elephant woke up and just blew the mouse away with a gentle puff of air. The mouse landed in a pile of hay and was so dizzy. When it regained its senses, it realized how silly it had been to challenge an elephant.