How would Clint react when he finds out Coulson is alive in a fanfic?

Well, if Clint discovers Coulson is alive in a fanfic, it could start with Clint being in disbelief. He might question how it's possible at first. Then, as he realizes it's true, he could feel a mix of emotions. There could be a sense of relief, because Coulson was like a friend and mentor to him. They might start to share stories of what they've been through since they last saw each other. And this new - found reunion could be the start of a whole new adventure for them, perhaps even leading to a new team - up against a common enemy that they thought they couldn't face without each other.

He'd probably be shocked. I mean, a tank is so out of place in the Naruto world. He might be scared too, not knowing what this huge, metal thing can do.

She might be overjoyed. After all, Naruto is her son. She could immediately rush to find him and embrace him tightly, tears of happiness streaming down her face.

Some relationships would become stronger. For instance, Coulson had a good rapport with Captain America. Their friendship would be rekindled and might even grow deeper. With Coulson back, the Avengers would be more united as a whole. They would have more faith in the idea that no one is truly lost. And Coulson could act as a mediator in any potential disputes among the team members, like between Iron Man and Thor.

Clint would probably be in a lot of pain, but his training would kick in. He might first try to assess the severity of his injuries. If the punch didn't daze him too much, he'd immediately start looking for a way to counter - attack those who are attacking him. Even if he's been stabbed and shot, he'd use his skills to find cover and plan his next move.

In some fanfics, Sasuke might initially be shocked. He could then feel a mix of joy and fear. Joy because he's starting a family with Sakura, but fear because of the responsibilities and potential dangers that might come with it.

Tony could also be intrigued. Fanfiction often shows different perspectives on a person, and he might be interested in exploring what the writers have come up with. He might start discussing it with his friends or other people who are also fans of Skip, if there are any.

If Zeus stumbles upon mal fanfiction, his reaction could be complex. He might initially be dismissive, thinking it's some strange human folly. But if it starts to gain popularity and he realizes it's making him look bad, he would be offended. Zeus is used to being in control and being seen as a powerful and just god. This mal fanfiction could make him look like a tyrant or a fool, which would go against his self - image. So, he may try to find a way to correct this perception, perhaps by sending some sort of sign or omen to the writers to stop or change their stories.

Snape would likely be shocked and then enraged. Harry is supposed to be the hero of the wizarding world, and seeing him drunk would be a huge disappointment. He would most likely drag Harry to his office, lecture him about propriety and the expectations placed on him as a wizard, and probably assign some form of punishment like a long detention. But as he observes Harry more closely during this time, he might start to wonder what drove Harry to this and if there are deeper issues that need to be addressed.

He might be overjoyed at first. Castle has always been deeply in love with Beckett, and a baby would be like a new adventure for them. He'd probably start making plans right away, thinking about baby names and how to turn one of the rooms in their place into a nursery.