Can you share some funny cliche first day on the job stories?

Well, on my first day at a coffee shop, I was so nervous that when a customer asked for a latte, I accidentally poured espresso all over the counter. It was a total mess but everyone just laughed it off.

On my first day at a new job, I got lost in the huge office building. I ended up in the storage room instead of the meeting room for the orientation. I walked in and was so confused when I saw all the boxes. It was embarrassing but also quite funny later.

One common element is getting lost on the way to the office. It's a classic start where the new employee is running around trying to find the right building or floor. Another is the overly enthusiastic but slightly clueless new colleague who bombards you with too much information all at once. Also, there's often the meeting with the intimidating boss who seems unapproachable at first.

Sure. My first job was at a fast - food restaurant. One day, a customer asked for a special burger with a lot of crazy toppings. I was so nervous that I accidentally put ketchup all over my apron while making it. The customer laughed when they saw me and said it was part of the 'entertainment'." ,"Answer2": "Well, my first job was in a small office. There was this old - fashioned fax machine. One time, I was trying to send an important fax. I didn't realize I had put the paper in upside down. When my boss saw the result, he just shook his head and laughed. He said it was a classic newbie mistake. And from then on, I always double - checked everything." ,"Answer3": "I worked at a clothing store for my first job. There was a mannequin that we used to display the latest fashion. One day, I was moving it around and accidentally knocked it over. It made a huge noise. All the customers and my colleagues looked over. I was so embarrassed, but then we all had a good laugh. It was a really clumsy moment but also a funny memory from my first job.

Well, I have a story. I used to be a waiter. There was a time when a very posh - looking couple came in. I accidentally tripped and spilled a glass of water on the man. I was so embarrassed but he was really nice about it and we all had a good laugh in the end. It turned out he had done similar things when he was young and starting out in his job.

Sure. One funny job story is about a pizza delivery guy. He got lost on his way to deliver a pizza and ended up at the wrong address three times. When he finally found the right place, the customer was so hungry but also found the whole situation hilarious. Another one is a librarian who once found a book with a bookmark made of a slice of bacon. It was really strange and funny.

On my first college day, I was really excited to make new friends. I saw a group of people chatting and laughing near the cafeteria. I went up to them, ready to introduce myself, but in my nervousness, I tripped over my own feet and landed right in front of them. They all burst out laughing, but it actually broke the ice and we became friends later.

Well, I remember this girl on the first day of school. She was so excited to show off her new backpack. But when she opened it to get her books, she realized she had left them all at home. She had to borrow from others all day, which was quite funny. Also, there was a boy who got lost in the school even though it was his second year there. He ended up in the janitor's closet instead of his classroom.

Sure. I remember on my first day of school, a boy in my class thought the teacher's pet hamster was a stuffed animal. He picked it up really roughly, and the hamster started running all over the classroom. Everyone was chasing it and it was total chaos.

I worked as a lifeguard one summer. There was a group of kids who were constantly trying to do cannonballs right next to the 'No Diving' sign. I had to keep telling them not to. One kid even tried to argue that his cannonball was a special kind of 'not - diving' move. It was really funny trying to keep them in line.