Can you share more funny greentext fart stories?

Once there was a greentext that said a guy let out a really loud fart during a silent study session at the library. Everyone turned around and stared at him, but he just pretended like nothing happened and went back to reading. It was so funny.

There was a greentext story where a student was giving a presentation in class. They were so nervous that instead of saying the name of the historical figure they were supposed to talk about, they blurted out the name of their pet. The whole class burst into laughter and the teacher couldn't help but chuckle too. It was really embarrassing for the student at first, but later they could laugh about it too.

Sure. One funny greentext story is about a guy who tried to cook for the first time. He thought adding a whole bottle of hot sauce would make it super spicy and delicious. But it ended up being so hot that even his dog wouldn't go near it.

Sure. There was one where a guy was at a store and saw a really odd - looking product. He greentexted about how he stared at it for minutes trying to figure out what it was supposed to be. It turned out to be some sort of newfangled kitchen gadget that was so poorly designed it looked like a piece of modern art gone wrong.

My neighbor once thought he could train his dog to be a 'delivery dog'. He tried to make the dog carry a small package to another neighbor's house. But the dog just ran off with the package, into the park, and started digging a hole to bury it. My neighbor had to chase after the dog and ended up all muddy trying to get the package back.

A girl was at a concert standing in a crowded area. She accidentally farted and the people around her were a bit startled. But she just shrugged and said 'oops' and everyone around her ended up laughing because of her non -chalant attitude.

I was chatting with my friend about our travel plans. I was really excited about the idea of going to Paris. But then when she asked me what I wanted to see there, I said the Eiffel Tower in London. It took me a few seconds to realize how ridiculous that was. My mind must have mixed up the two cities for a moment.

One characteristic is that they can be absurd. In many funny greentext stories, the events don't follow normal logic. For instance, a person might try to mail themselves to a different city because they thought it was a cheaper way to travel. Another aspect is the use of simple and straightforward language. These stories are often told in a way that gets straight to the point of the hilarity, without a lot of flowery language or complex descriptions. This makes them easy to understand and share quickly.

One sad greentext story could be 'I told her I loved her. She just laughed and walked away.'. It's a simple yet heart - breaking scenario where someone's feelings are completely disregarded.

Sure. A hot girl named Ava was at a concert. She was jumping up and down with excitement. All of a sudden, she farted. It was kind of loud, but with the noise of the music and the crowd, not many people noticed. She quickly looked around, and when she saw that no one seemed to be aware, she just carried on enjoying the concert.