Tell me some funny greentext fart stories.

There was a time during a family dinner. My little cousin thought it would be funny to pretend that the dog had farted. He made a really loud noise under the table and then pointed at the dog. We all knew it was him, and we couldn't stop laughing.

Sure. One greentext was about a man who farted during a job interview. He was so nervous that he couldn't hold it in. The interviewers tried to keep a straight face but it was obvious they were amused. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.

Well, once my neighbor thought his cat could talk. He'd have these long 'conversations' with it. One day, he told me the cat said it wanted a new scratching post. I just laughed and said it probably just meowed for food.

Well, once there was a story on BuzzFeed about a guy who accidentally let out a really loud fart during a very quiet moment in a library. Everyone stared at him and he turned so red. It was hilarious.

A greentext story I remember is about a guy who decided to try a new recipe. He was making a fancy dinner for his friends. He followed the recipe step by step, but when he tasted it, it was completely different from what he expected. It was too salty. His friends still ate it and joked about it, saying it was a 'new and unique' taste.

There was a man who went to a very quiet library. He sat down and suddenly, he had a fart that was long and loud. It was so unexpected that all the people around him stared at him in shock, and then they couldn't help but laugh. He was so embarrassed that he quickly left the library.

There was a greentext story where a student was giving a presentation in class. They were so nervous that instead of saying the name of the historical figure they were supposed to talk about, they blurted out the name of their pet. The whole class burst into laughter and the teacher couldn't help but chuckle too. It was really embarrassing for the student at first, but later they could laugh about it too.

Well, once there was a guy on Craigslist who was selling his old couch. A potential buyer came over to check it out. As they were discussing the price, the seller accidentally let out a really loud fart. He was so embarrassed, but the buyer just burst out laughing. In the end, the buyer still bought the couch at a discounted price, saying it was for the 'entertainment value' of that fart.

Well, once on a date at a quiet coffee shop. I was really nervous and accidentally let out a little fart when I shifted in my seat. My date heard it and started laughing. We both ended up laughing so hard that the whole awkwardness just disappeared and we had a great time chatting after that.

One fart horror story could be about a person in a completely silent library. All of a sudden, they let out a really loud and long fart that echoed throughout the building. Everyone stared at them in shock and disbelief, and the person was so embarrassed that they wished they could disappear. It was like a horror moment for them as they faced the public humiliation.