What are the most memorable funny classroom short stories you've heard?

A memorable one is about a dog in the ghetto. This dog was always following the local ice - cream truck. The funny part was that the ice - cream man would always give the dog a small lick of ice - cream at the end of the day. It became a daily ritual that everyone in the neighborhood looked forward to seeing.

A family went on a camping trip. When they set up their tent, they realized they had forgotten the poles. So they used fishing rods to hold up the tent. It looked really strange but they had a great time anyway. They took pictures and said it was their 'fishing tent'.

I heard about a date where the two people went to a zoo. The guy was trying to be all suave and leaned on a railing near the monkey enclosure. But he didn't notice it was broken and he fell right into the enclosure. The monkeys were all around him and his date was in stitches.

A friend told me that in her office, there was a whiteboard with everyone's tasks. One day, someone accidentally erased all the tasks and drew a big, goofy face instead. When the manager came to check, he couldn't help but laugh. They then had to quickly rewrite all the tasks while still chuckling about the face.

One memorable story is about a group of players in an RPG. They were exploring an ancient tomb. One of the players, who was a thief character, accidentally stepped on a pressure plate that was supposed to release a trap. But instead, it played a really loud and goofy song. All the mummies in the tomb started dancing to it. It was so strange and funny.

A really memorable one was about a kid learning to walk. He was waddling around like a little duck. His parents were trying to encourage him and he took a big step forward, but then his diaper slipped down a bit. He just stood there looking confused while everyone around him was in stitches.

There was a story about a couple at a buffet. The woman was on a diet and the man kept teasing her by bringing her huge plates of food. She got so mad at him but in a really comical way.

I remember a server story where a user was so excited to share their new pet's picture, but they uploaded the wrong file which was just a really blurry and unrecognizable mess. We all guessed what it could be, from a mythical creature to a new kind of abstract art. It was really funny.

I heard about a waitress who accidentally tripped while carrying a tray full of drinks. But instead of getting upset, she just started doing a little dance on the floor as if it was part of the show. The customers loved it and even tipped her extra.

A boy once confessed his feelings to a girl by dressing up as a pizza delivery guy and when she opened the door, he said 'I'm not just delivering pizza, I'm delivering my heart'. It was so unexpected and funny.