Share a short story involving a first - date joke.

A couple went on their first date to a mini - golf place. The guy tried to show off and took a really hard swing. But instead of hitting the ball, he hit the ground so hard that the club bounced back and hit him in the face. He looked at her and said, 'Well, at least I made a good first impression... on the grass!'

On my first date with Tom, we went to a small coffee shop. I was really nervous. But when he started talking about his love for old books, I relaxed. We sat there for hours, just chatting and getting to know each other. It was simple yet so special.

Sure. There was a date where the guy took the girl to a new restaurant. He ordered a bunch of really spicy food for both of them without asking her preference. The girl couldn't handle spicy food at all. Her mouth was on fire and she was sweating and crying. It was so embarrassing and the date ended horribly.

My first date was a nerve - wracking experience. I met this person at a coffee shop. I was so jittery that I spilled my coffee a bit when I first sat down. But as we started talking, about our hobbies like reading and hiking, the nervousness slowly faded. We found out we had a lot in common, like our love for old movies. It was a simple yet really nice start to what could be a great relationship.

My first date with her was at the park. We had a picnic and talked about our dreams and hobbies. The atmosphere was so relaxed. When the sun started to set, we sat on a bench looking at the beautiful view. Out of the blue, she looked at me with those amazing eyes, and before I knew it, our lips met. It was a spontaneous and wonderful kiss that made my heart race.

Well, here's my first - date short story. My first date was at the park. I was waiting anxiously when she showed up with a big smile. We walked around, chatting about our favorite books. She was into classic literature and I liked modern thrillers. We found a bench by the pond and sat there for hours, just getting to know each other. The sun started to set and it was just beautiful.

Well, in my first date short story, it was nerve - wracking at first. I was so worried about what to wear and how to act. But when I finally met my date, all those nerves kind of melted away. We went to a cute little coffee shop and just talked for hours about our interests. It was really a simple yet wonderful start.

Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

On my first date with this guy, we went to a park. As we were walking, a duck chased him thinking he had food. He ran around a bench while I laughed uncontrollably. It was so unexpected and broke the ice.

Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.