Tell me another funny Roy Keane story.

Once, Roy Keane was doing an interview and a rather over - enthusiastic journalist asked him a really silly question about his pre - match rituals. Keane replied with a deadpan face, 'My pre - match ritual is to make sure you lot (journalists) are out of my sight.' The journalist was a bit taken aback but then Keane started laughing and said he was just joking, which was really funny.

I'm not sure specifically which 'Mcateer Keane' funny story you are referring to. There could be many stories involving people named Mcateer and Keane. Maybe it's a story within a specific community, family or workplace. Without more context, it's difficult to tell the exact funny story.

One funny story about Roy Keane was when he was in the dressing room. He tried to imitate the manager's pep talk in a really over - the - top way. His impression was so hilarious that all the players couldn't stop laughing, even though they were a bit nervous about getting caught by the manager himself.

There's a story where Roy Keane was at a team party. He decided to enter a dance - off with one of the younger players. Now, Roy Keane is not known for his dancing skills. He ended up doing some really goofy moves that had everyone in the room howling with laughter. He was so committed to his 'dancing' that it became the talk of the team for weeks afterwards. It just shows his fun - loving side.

There might be a story where Moss Keane was trying to do a little trick play during a game. He attempted to feint past an opponent but ended up tripping over his own feet. His quick recovery and sheepish grin made it a really funny moment. It showed that even great players can have these clumsy yet endearing moments.

A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.

Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.

I'm not sure which specific 'big eyes keane story' you are referring to. There could be many stories related to someone named Keane with big eyes. It could be a personal story, a fictional tale, or something else entirely.

I'm not sure of the specific details of Roy Keane's first date story. He's more known for his football career and might not have publicly shared every aspect of his first date in great detail.

A Manipuri farmer thought his donkey was very smart. One day, he tied a bunch of carrots to the donkey's tail, thinking it would make the donkey run faster to catch the carrots. But the donkey just stood there looking confused, which was quite a funny sight.