Can you share some funny death black stories?

One funny death story is about the ancient Greek philosopher Chrysippus. He is said to have died from laughter. He saw a donkey eating his figs and he found it so ridiculously funny that he just couldn't stop laughing and eventually passed away. It shows how something so simple can have such an unexpected and extreme outcome.

Sure. There was a black cat who thought he was a dog. He would chase his own tail just like a dog does. Every time he did it, his owners would laugh so hard. It was really a funny sight.

There was an inmate on death row who was a self - proclaimed poet. He would write really bad poems about his situation. For example, he rhymed 'death row' with 'bad show' in the most clumsy way. The other inmates would often make fun of his poetry, and it became a strange kind of amusement on death row.

One story is about a driver who was so distracted by a really large bug on his windshield. He was swatting at it while driving and accidentally drove into a ditch. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt, but it was a close call that could have been much worse.

Sure. There was a man who wanted to prank his friends. He faked his death by lying still on the floor with ketchup on his head to look like blood. His friends walked in, screamed, and then he jumped up and said 'Surprise!'. It was really funny.

One funny real death story is about a man who was so dedicated to his prank. He faked his own death as a prank on his friends. He lay in a coffin and everything. But unfortunately, there was a small earthquake that shook the coffin off its stand and it fell on him. He actually died from the impact. It's a strange mix of a prank gone wrong and an unexpected death.

One funny mafia death story is about a mafia boss who was so paranoid. He always thought his men were out to get him. One day, while trying to escape what he thought was an assassination attempt, he ran into a wall and knocked himself out. By the time his men found him, he had already passed away due to the impact. It was ironic as he was so afraid of being killed by others but ended up killing himself accidentally.

Sure. Once, a black bear tried to steal honey from a beehive. It climbed the tree so clumsily that it almost fell several times. When it finally reached the hive, the bees swarmed out and chased it away. The bear ran with its paws waving in the air, looking really comical.

One funny black history story is about the Underground Railroad. While it was a serious and dangerous system to help slaves escape, there were some humorous tales of how the conductors and the escaping slaves outwitted the slave catchers. For example, some conductors would use disguises and misdirection. They might dress as preachers and lead a group of 'parishioners' (the escaping slaves) right past the slave catchers, who were none the wiser. Another story involves Booker T. Washington. He once told a story about how he was learning to read as a child. He would hide his books and study in the most unexpected places. One time he was so engrossed in reading while hiding in a closet that he didn't hear someone come in, and when he was discovered, he just looked up with a big grin, which made the person laugh instead of scold him.

One funny black emoji story could be about the face with tears of joy emoji. A group of friends were texting about a really cheesy joke someone told. One friend sent the joke and another immediately replied with the face with tears of joy emoji in black. They then started a whole conversation about how that black version of the emoji made the reaction seem even more intense, like they were laughing so hard they were turning black from lack of oxygen. It became an inside joke among them.