Can you give more 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'?

I saw a face in the mirror. But I was alone in the room. It was a face I didn't recognize, with hollow eyes and a strange grin. It made my blood run cold as I stared back at it, not knowing what it could be or where it came from.

Another one could be 'The clock struck midnight and all the lights in the house suddenly went out.' Midnight is a very ominous time in horror stories, and the sudden loss of lights in the house creates a sense of panic and vulnerability, leaving the reader to wonder what will happen next in the darkness.

She took a shortcut through the cemetery. A cold hand grabbed her ankle from a freshly dug grave.

The old house was empty for years. But every night, the lights in the basement would turn on by themselves.

One: I sat on my couch. Something under the cushion grabbed my finger. Another: I walked into my room. The closet door opened on its own and a dark figure peeked out.

The mirror showed my reflection smiling. I wasn't smiling.

I took a shower. The water turned to blood and a face formed in the steam.

She entered the attic. The doll she thought was broken started to laugh.

My phone took a picture of me while I was sleeping and sent it to an unknown number.

My candle flickered and died. In the sudden blackness, I heard a ghostly whisper.