What are the most memorable funny tabletop rpg stories you've heard?

There was this group playing a detective - themed tabletop game. One of the players was so convinced that a certain character was the culprit that he started interrogating the game pieces. He was talking to the little cardboard characters as if they were real people, asking them things like 'Where were you on the night of the crime?' in a very serious tone. It was hilarious to watch his intense interrogation of inanimate objects.

One memorable story is about a group of players in an RPG. They were exploring an ancient tomb. One of the players, who was a thief character, accidentally stepped on a pressure plate that was supposed to release a trap. But instead, it played a really loud and goofy song. All the mummies in the tomb started dancing to it. It was so strange and funny.

A funny tabletop story I know is when a group was playing a mystery - solving board game. One of the players was so convinced that a certain character was the culprit. So he spent the whole game accusing that character, only to find out at the end that it was his own character who was the real culprit all along. The look on his face was priceless.

A very memorable one was when the characters were in an anime - inspired underwater world. They were all mermaid - like beings with different powers. They had to stop an evil sea witch from stealing the magic crystals that powered their world. It was memorable because of the unique underwater setting and the beautiful descriptions of the characters' abilities.

A memorable one was about a droid that became a hero. It was a simple utility droid that got caught up in a battle between the Rebels and the Empire. It managed to hack into an Imperial ship's systems and cause a lot of chaos, which allowed the Rebels to gain an upper hand. It showed that even the smallest and least likely characters can make a big difference in the Star Wars universe.

A memorable moment is when a player's character, a Jedi Knight, faced a powerful Sith Lord. The tension was high as they dueled with their lightsabers. The dice rolls determined the fate of the fight, and it was a close call. Another moment was when a group of characters had to make a difficult moral choice. They could either save a planet from destruction but sacrifice an important ally, or let the planet be destroyed to keep their ally safe.

A friend told me that in her office, there was a whiteboard with everyone's tasks. One day, someone accidentally erased all the tasks and drew a big, goofy face instead. When the manager came to check, he couldn't help but laugh. They then had to quickly rewrite all the tasks while still chuckling about the face.

A really memorable one was about a kid learning to walk. He was waddling around like a little duck. His parents were trying to encourage him and he took a big step forward, but then his diaper slipped down a bit. He just stood there looking confused while everyone around him was in stitches.

There was a story about a couple at a buffet. The woman was on a diet and the man kept teasing her by bringing her huge plates of food. She got so mad at him but in a really comical way.

I remember a server story where a user was so excited to share their new pet's picture, but they uploaded the wrong file which was just a really blurry and unrecognizable mess. We all guessed what it could be, from a mythical creature to a new kind of abstract art. It was really funny.