What are some of the most memorable funny CPR stories?

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

There was this time when my Uber driver thought I was a famous actor. He kept asking me about my 'latest movie' and I just went along with it. It was really funny seeing how excited he was. By the end of the ride, I told him the truth and we had a good laugh.

In a household, a lady was cleaning the bathroom tiles with bleach. She accidentally spilled some bleach on her old bathrobe which was hanging nearby. Later when she put on the robe, she noticed that there were these random white blotches all over it. It made her look like she was wearing a robe that had been attacked by a flock of seagulls that were carrying white paint. It was really a sight to behold and a very funny story.

Well, a roofer once put his lunch on the roof while he was working. He got so caught up in the job that he forgot about it. Then, a seagull came and made a mess of his sandwich. When he finally remembered and went to get it, he couldn't stop laughing at the state of his lunch.

One memorable story is about a choir singer who got his robes caught on a chair as he was standing up to sing. He ended up falling backwards right in the middle of the performance. Everyone was shocked at first but then couldn't stop laughing. It became a story that the church community told for years.

There was an incident where Korn was at an awards show. One of the members' suit was a bit too big for him. So during their acceptance speech, his pants started to slowly slide down. He managed to hold them up in a really comical way while still delivering the speech. The whole thing was caught on camera and became an instant meme among their fans.

During the spring festival, we had a dragon dance competition. One team's dragon head fell off right in the middle of the performance. Instead of getting flustered, the dancers just started using the head as a ball and played a crazy game with it. It was really funny and made that festival so special.