What are the most memorable commando funny stories?

One memorable story is about a commando who was trying to be stealthy but stepped on a twig that made an incredibly loud snap. He froze in place like a statue. His comrades had to hold in their laughter so as not to give away their position. Another is when a commando accidentally used the wrong radio frequency and started chatting with a group of civilian hikers instead of his team. It led to some very confused and funny exchanges.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

The one where a cat got stuck in a box and thought it was being sneaky while everyone could see it. It was quite funny.

One really funny Cupid story involves a pet. A dog named Cupid was at a park. A guy was playing fetch with Cupid when the dog ran after the ball and accidentally knocked a girl over. The guy was so apologetic and helped the girl up. They started talking about the dog and found out they had a lot in common. They joked that the dog named Cupid had actually brought them together. It was a really cute and funny way for two people to meet.

There was a client who was trying to use a high - tech gadget we sold. They kept pressing all the wrong buttons and ended up making the gadget play really loud circus music. They were so confused but it was super funny for us and the other customers around.

There's a story of a young boy at school. He was supposed to say 'good morning' to the teacher but instead said 'goodnight' and then promptly fell asleep at his desk. All the kids in the class couldn't stop laughing. This shows how kids can be so innocent and unpredictable.

There was a girl in our school who was always losing her things. One day, she was looking everywhere for her glasses. Turns out, she had been wearing them on her head all along. We all had a good laugh when she finally realized it. It became a running joke for a while.

One memorable story was when a man came to triage with a parrot on his shoulder. He said the parrot had bitten him and he thought he might get some parrot - borne disease. The parrot was squawking and causing a ruckus in the quiet triage area. Everyone was amused by the odd pair.