Tell me a funny story that has 'yes' in it.

Yes Bank has a story full of ups and downs. Initially, it grew rapidly and seemed to be a strong player in the banking arena. But things started to go wrong when it became clear that they had a large number of loans that were not being repaid. This was not just a small issue but a major problem that affected their ability to function properly. Their capital adequacy ratios were falling. The RBI's intervention was essential. It involved bringing in new management, getting fresh capital from investors, and making changes to the bank's lending and risk - management policies. This has been a long and arduous process to bring Yes Bank back to a more stable and sustainable position.

I'm not sure which specific 'yes girl story' you are referring to. There could be many stories with that name. Maybe it's about a girl who always says yes to new adventures or opportunities.

Yes. Once there was a little boy. His mother asked him if he had washed his hands before dinner. He said yes very loudly. But when his mother checked, his hands were still dirty. He then said with a big grin that he thought 'yes' would make his hands clean magically.

A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.

One 'yes man story' could be about a guy at work. He always said yes to every task his boss gave him. Once, his boss asked him to organize a huge event on a very short notice. Instead of saying it was impossible, he said yes. He worked day and night, found creative solutions, and managed to pull off the event successfully. His 'yes man' attitude actually got him a promotion in the end.

In a 'yes day based on a true story', it could be that a family was facing some challenges in their relationships. So they decided to have a yes day. The children might have asked to visit a far - away park or to have a big pizza party at home. By saying yes, the parents are not only fulfilling the kids' wishes but also teaching them about trust and spontaneity. It can be a very positive experience that can have a long - lasting impact on the family dynamic. It could also inspire other families to try the same thing and bring more joy into their lives.

There were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. They packed their little turtle picnic basket with sandwiches and juice. So they set off. After walking for hours, they finally reached a nice grassy spot. But then they realized they had forgotten the bottle opener for the juice. The first turtle said, 'Oh no, we'll have to go all the way back.' The second turtle said, 'Let's just try to open it without it.' But the third turtle said, 'Wait, I brought my keys, we can use one of them.' So they tried, but of course, it didn't work. They ended up having dry sandwiches while looking longingly at the unopened juice.

Once upon a time, a magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They went to a zoo. Jerry saw a camel and said, 'Look, Tom, that horse has such a long neck!' Tom laughed out loud and replied, 'Jerry, that's not a horse, it's a camel!' Jerry's silly mistake made them both laugh a lot.

There was a group of ducks walking in a line. One of the ducks at the back was daydreaming and didn't notice that the others had stopped. So it walked right into the duck in front of it. This made all the ducks start quacking loudly in surprise. They waddled around in a confused mess for a few minutes before getting back into their line and continuing their walk.