Do you know any short funny church story?

In one Easter church gathering, the flower arrangements on the altar were made by a new volunteer. She accidentally used fake flowers that were meant for decoration outside the church. When the sunlight hit them, they glowed in a very strange way. It looked so funny that everyone in the church was talking about it for weeks after Easter.

Yes. In one church anniversary, the congregation decided to have a potluck. One lady brought a 'cake' that she thought was a traditional recipe. But when everyone cut into it, they realized it was more like a salty bread. The looks on everyone's faces were priceless.

Once, during a church service, the pastor was preaching about Noah's Ark. A little boy in the front row suddenly stood up and asked very loudly, 'Pastor, did Noah have to shovel all the poop?' Everyone burst out laughing.

Sure. Here's one. A family was preparing their Thanksgiving meal and the grandma was in charge of the mashed potatoes. She put in so much butter that when she served them, they slid right off the spoon like a yellow avalanche. Everyone at the table had a good laugh at the buttery mess.

There was a little squirrel that tried to hide nuts in a man's pocket while he was sitting on a bench in the park. The man didn't notice at first, and when he stood up, the nuts started falling out. It was quite a comical sight.

Yes. A story is about a church's Christmas service during a very cold winter. The old church building was drafty, but the congregation was determined to have a full service. Everyone brought extra blankets and hot drinks. The priest's sermon that day was about how the cold of the world can be overcome by the warmth of faith and community, and it was especially poignant given the chilly conditions.

Sure. A police officer pulled over a driver for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver nervously handed him a library card. The officer just stared at it for a moment and then said, 'Sir, you can go really fast with this in a library!'

Yes. A boy wrote a love letter to a girl. But he was so nervous that he misspelled her name. When she got the letter, she was a bit confused at first. But then she thought it was so endearing that he was that flustered because of her. So she gave him a chance and they became a couple.

A little turtle was getting ready for bed. He had a hard time tucking his head into his shell because he ate too much that day. After some wiggling, he managed to get comfortable and muttered, 'Good night, world' as he fell asleep.

Yes. A little girl was afraid of the dark. One night, she said to the dark, 'You may be big and black, but I'm small and brave!' Then she ran to turn on the light. It's funny but also inspiring for kids to face their fears bravely.