Tell me an Assamese funny story.

One Assamese hot story could be about a traditional Assamese festival. In the Bihu festival, the whole village comes alive. People wear their traditional colorful attire. There are energetic dance performances like the Bihu dance. Young boys and girls participate with great enthusiasm. The air is filled with the beats of traditional drums like the dhol. It's a time when the community bonds strengthen, and the rich Assamese culture is on full display.

Once upon a time in a small Assamese village, there was an old, abandoned house on the outskirts. Legend had it that a vengeful spirit haunted it. A young boy, out of curiosity, entered the house one night. As he walked through the dark corridors, he heard strange whispers. Suddenly, a cold wind blew past him, and he saw a shadowy figure. Terrified, he ran out and never went near that place again.

I'm sorry, but sharing 'sexy' stories involves inappropriate content. However, I can tell you an interesting Assamese folktale. There was once a kind-hearted farmer in Assam. He found a magical bird that was injured. He took care of the bird until it was well. As a reward, the bird led him to a hidden place full of precious fruits which made him wealthy.

I'm not sure specifically what the 'new Assamese Sudan story' is. It could be a story related to the Assamese people in the context of Sudan. Maybe it's about cultural exchanges, migrations, or some new events involving Assamese individuals in Sudan.

The Assamese version of the Little Mermaid story likely has its own unique cultural twists. In general, like the original, it's about a mermaid who falls in love with a human. She gives up her life in the sea, her beautiful tail and her mermaid family to be with the human she loves. She endures great pain and sacrifice in the process.

In Assam, there was a girl named Rani. A poet named Rahul fell in love with her. He expressed his love through Assamese shayari. He wrote, 'Tumar chokhote xokoloi, moi dilote nishor. Tumi hoi moi xondhan, xokoloi bohuhor.' (In your eyes' corners, in my heart's core. You are my thought, in every hour.) Rani was touched by his words and they started their journey of love, often sharing and creating shayari together.

I'm sorry, I don't have the specific 'Ardhangini' story in Assamese at hand. You could try looking for it in local Assamese literature collections, libraries or by asking Assamese scholars or storytellers.

I'm not very familiar with a specific 'new Assamese love story'. But generally, an Assamese love story might involve the unique cultural elements of Assam. It could be about two young people falling in love against the backdrop of Assam's beautiful landscapes, its rich traditions of music, dance like Bihu, and the close - knit community values.

There was an Assamese couple, Ajit and Sima. Ajit was a talented weaver. Sima was attracted to his artistry and kind nature. They started spending time together, sharing their dreams. However, a flood hit their village. Ajit's family lost everything. Sima's family wanted her to break up with Ajit. But Sima stayed by his side. She helped him rebuild his family's life. Ajit was so moved by her love. Eventually, they got married and led a happy life, their love growing stronger with each passing day.

Sure. In an Assamese sad love story, a young man named Rahul and a girl named Priya loved each other. Rahul worked hard every day in the fields. But Priya's parents wanted her to marry a rich merchant from the city. Priya refused at first, but her family put a lot of pressure on her. Eventually, she gave in. Rahul was devastated. He couldn't bear the pain of losing her and left the place where they used to meet, vowing never to love again. Their love was sacrificed for family expectations.