Free Funny Thanksgiving Stories

There was a family that always had a Thanksgiving football game. One year, the grandpa, who was quite old, decided he was going to be the quarterback. He put on his old football helmet and ran onto the field. But instead of throwing the ball forward, he accidentally threw it backwards right into a big pile of leaves where his dog was sleeping. The dog jumped up and started chasing the ball, with leaves flying everywhere. It was a Thanksgiving full of laughter.

There was a Thanksgiving where the parade balloons outside looked like they were having a fight. One balloon's string got tangled with another's, and they were bouncing all over the place. The kids watching from the window were in stitches, and it made for a great Thanksgiving story. This is a reminder that sometimes the unexpected things that happen during Thanksgiving can create the best memories. It doesn't always have to be about the perfect meal or the traditional activities. These little moments of chaos and laughter are what make Thanksgiving special for kids.

In a small town, there was a Thanksgiving parade. One float had a big inflatable turkey on it. But halfway through the parade, the wind caught the turkey and it started flying away. The people on the float were chasing after it, and the onlookers were laughing hysterically. Eventually, they caught the turkey and were able to continue the parade. It was a very funny and unexpected moment during Thanksgiving.

Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.

Here's one. A turkey says to another turkey on Thanksgiving, 'I'm a little worried.' The other asks, 'Why?' The first one says, 'Well, all these people keep talking about stuffing!'

One funny story could be about a church's Thanksgiving potluck. There was a new member who decided to bring a 'turkey' made entirely out of vegetables for the vegetarians in the congregation. When it was time to serve, everyone was so curious about this unique 'turkey'. Some kids thought it was a real, magic turkey that turned into veggies. It brought a lot of laughter and also started a great conversation about being inclusive during the holiday.

One funny Thanksgiving disaster story is when the turkey caught on fire in the oven. My aunt was so focused on chatting with the guests that she forgot to check on it. When she finally opened the oven, there was a big puff of smoke and the turkey was black as coal. We ended up ordering pizza for Thanksgiving dinner that year.

One funny Thanksgiving turkey story is about a family who had a pet turkey named Tom. Tom was always strutting around the yard and thought he was the king. On Thanksgiving day, the family decided to have a 'pretend' Thanksgiving dinner with Tom as the guest of honor instead of on the table. They made a special meal for him and Tom seemed to enjoy all the attention.

Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.

Funny story time. One Thanksgiving, we decided to try a new recipe for stuffing. We followed all the steps, but when we tasted it, it was way too salty. Turns out, instead of one teaspoon of salt, we accidentally added one tablespoon. Everyone still ate it with a smile, and we ended up joking about our 'extra salty stuffing' all night. It became a running joke in our family for future Thanksgivings.