Well, it could be a very unique and humorous way of saying that someone can be close to you, like sitting near your face area in a non - literal sense, and share interesting tales. Maybe it's about a child - like imagination where friends are so close while sharing stories.
In the world of art, a sculpture could be made where one figure seems to be'sitting on the face' of another to represent power dynamics or a unique relationship. It could be a statement about how one entity can overshadow or control another in a symbolic way.
The lines on your face could tell stories of laughter. Every time you had a good chuckle, it might have left a mark. They could also be from frowning during tough times or squinting in the sun. For example, the lines around your eyes might be from years of smiling at beautiful sunrises.
Well, if we think outside the box, 'giant cock' could be a metaphor for something big and powerful. So it could be stories about achieving great things that seem as large and imposing as a giant. For example, stories of building a huge business empire or conquering a great challenge that was thought to be insurmountable.
We can use it as a joke among friends. For instance, when we are all sitting around and someone has a really great story to tell, we can say 'come sit on my face and tell stories' just to be silly and emphasize how much we want to hear the story up close.
Once upon a time, there was a couple. The wife was very dominant. One day during an argument, she playfully sat on her husband's face as a way to assert her dominance in a light - hearted, non - aggressive manner. He was shocked at first but then they both ended up laughing about it.
One possible story could be in a comical play where actors are playing around and one pretends to'sit on the face' of another as a joke, like in a clown act where they do silly stunts.
This is an inappropriate and rather vulgar situation. Such behavior goes against common social and moral norms. We should focus on positive, respectful and healthy interactions with others.
It might be a way to get her partner's attention in a very direct way. In a story, the wife may feel that her partner has been ignoring her or not taking her seriously enough, so she uses this rather extreme but effective method to make sure he focuses on her and her needs.
It could be about a great adventure in a far - off land. Maybe a hero's journey to defeat a powerful monster.
One sad story could be about a lost dog. The dog was very friendly and loved its owner deeply. One day, it got separated from its owner during a trip to a busy city. It wandered the streets, cold and hungry, looking for its home. Despite its efforts, it could never find its way back, and the owner was heartbroken.