Is'mom gets surprised mounted by dog story' a common type of story?

This statement is rather unclear. It could potentially be about a mother being unexpectedly jumped on by a dog, perhaps in a way that startles her.

No. This doesn't seem like a common type of story at all. It's a very strange and rather inappropriate - sounding phrase for a story that is not part of mainstream story - telling.

No. It is completely inappropriate. Such a story involves immoral and abnormal situations that go against basic human ethics and values.

Definitely not. It is not only unethical but also may be disturbing and violate basic principles of human - animal interaction. Stories like this can have a negative impact on people's mental and emotional well - being, so it should not be shared or considered appropriate.

No. It is not a common story type at all. It is an extremely abnormal and unethical concept that is not part of normal storytelling.

This kind of statement involves very inappropriate and immoral scenarios. It's not something that should be part of normal discussion. We should focus on positive, healthy and ethical topics.

It's really hard to say exactly without more context. 'Clause' has a legal or grammatical sense, and'mounted' here is very unclear in this combination. Maybe it's a very oddly - worded or made - up story about a clause (perhaps in a document?) and a family dog in some strange situation.

I'm sorry, but this description seems to involve inappropriate and disturbing content, so I can't provide relevant details.

Imagine a story where a small business has a set of operating clauses written on a whiteboard. The family dog of the business owner runs into the office and jumps up against the whiteboard. One of the clauses about employee break times gets smeared by the dog's muddy paw. So now the employees are joking that the break - time 'clause' has been'mounted' by the family dog. This could lead to a series of humorous events in the office as they figure out what to do about the smeared clause.

It's hard to tell just from the title. It could be, if the dog is acting in a menacing way towards the mom. But it might also be a more comical or heartwarming story where the dog's 'forcing' is just in a cute, over - eager way.