Find another funny crime story.

There was this guy who tried to rob a convenience store. He wrote his demands on a piece of paper but accidentally used a permanent marker. When he handed the note to the cashier, his fingerprints were all over it. And when he realized this, he just froze and the cashier called the police. It was so silly.

Sure. There was a man who tried to rob a bank. He wrote a note demanding money on a piece of paper from his pocket. But when he handed the note to the teller, he realized it was his grocery list. Embarrassed, he quickly ran out of the bank, and the teller just shook her head in amusement.

There were two fish in a tank. One fish said to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' This simple joke - like story always makes me laugh. Another funny fish - related story is about a fisherman who caught a really smart fish. The fish looked at the fisherman and said, 'Let me go and I'll give you three wishes.' The fisherman was tempted but said, 'How do I know you'll keep your word?' The fish replied, 'Because I'm a fish of my word!'.

Sure. There was a con artist who tried to sell a 'magic' potion that could make people fly. He found a gullible customer and convinced him to pay a large sum of money for it. The customer drank it and of course didn't fly. When he demanded his money back, the con artist said he must not have believed hard enough. But the customer was so angry that he chased the con artist all around town until he caught him and got his money back. The con artist ended up with a bruised ego and no money.

Sure. There was a thief named Jerry. He broke into a bakery. Instead of stealing money or the delicious cakes, he stole all the icing bags. He thought he could start his own icing business without having to pay for the supplies. But he didn't realize that the icing was going to melt in his hot car on the way home. When the police caught him, his car was full of gooey mess.

Well, 'The Silence of the Lambs' by Thomas Harris is also a great crime novel. It features the iconic character Hannibal Lecter. The story is filled with suspense as the protagonist, Clarice Starling, tries to catch a serial killer with the help of Lecter, who is both brilliant and terrifying at the same time.

I would recommend 'Gone Girl' by Gillian Flynn. It's a modern - day crime classic that has a lot of twists and turns. The characters are complex and the plot is full of surprises. It's about a man whose wife goes missing, and as the story unfolds, you realize that nothing is as it seems.

In a big city, there was a group of pickpockets. One of them, Jack, thought he was the smartest. They were targeting a crowded subway station. Jack saw a well - dressed man with a briefcase. He sneaked up behind the man and tried to pick his pocket. But as he reached in, his hand got stuck in a big wad of chewing gum that was in the man's pocket. He tugged and tugged, but couldn't get his hand out. The man felt something and turned around. Jack, with his hand still stuck, tried to pretend he was just helping the man with his pocket lint. The man didn't believe him and called the police. Jack's partners in crime saw what happened and ran away, leaving Jack to face the music all by himself.

There was a Twitch streamer who attempted to do a yoga session live. However, every pose he tried seemed to go wrong. He ended up falling flat on his face during a simple downward - dog pose, much to the amusement of his viewers.

A police officer stopped a car for speeding. He walked up to the driver and asked, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' The driver replied, 'I'm not sure, but I know I was late for my flying lesson.' The officer was very confused and said, 'Flying lesson? What are you talking about?' The driver then pointed to a paraglider on the roof of his car and said, 'I'm learning to fly that thing and I didn't want to be late for my class.' The officer laughed and let him go with just a warning.