What are some funny true stories instead of dirty ones?

Here's a funny bedtime story. A little squirrel was collecting nuts for the winter. But it was so forgetful. One day at bedtime, it remembered that it had hidden nuts in different places. It started to search in its little nest but couldn't find them all. The next morning, it found that it had actually hidden some of the nuts in its own little shoes. It was such a silly but cute squirrel.

One day a duck walked into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The duck left. The next day the duck returned and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk again said no. The duck left. The third day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk got angry and shouted, 'No! And if you come back in here again asking for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. The next day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. The duck said, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'

Here is one. A little boy was at the zoo with his mother. He saw a penguin and asked his mom, 'What's that?' His mom replied, 'That's a penguin. It's a bird that can't fly but swims very well.' The boy then said, 'It's so silly. I bet it wishes it could fly like other birds.'

Well, a box can be a source of much innocent fun. For example, a little girl found an old cardboard box in the attic. She decided to turn it into a spaceship. She painted it silver, cut out little round holes for 'windows' and used her imagination to fly to different planets. It was a simple yet very funny adventure for her, all centered around that box.

One funny bedtime story is about a clumsy little elephant. It was trying to learn how to dance for the forest party. Every time it moved its big feet, it would accidentally knock over something. But it didn't give up. Eventually, after much practice, it created its own unique dance style that made all the other animals laugh and cheer at the party.

There was a little boy who loved to ask questions. One day he asked his father, 'Dad, why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'. His father was stumped for a while and then they both had a good laugh. It's these simple, innocent and humorous situations that make for great clean stories.

Once there was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, just kidding. Here is a real story. There was a man who tried to teach his dog to play the piano. He spent weeks on it. One day, the dog finally sat at the piano and started hitting the keys with his paws. It was a complete mess but super funny.

Sure. Here is a funny Tamil story. There was a little boy in a Tamil village. He was very mischievous. One day, he decided to play a trick on the village elder. He tied a string to a coconut and placed it on the elder's roof. When the elder came out, he thought it was a strange bird. The boy's laughter gave him away and the whole village had a good laugh about it.

A story about a man who put his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them. His forgetfulness was quite comical. He searched everywhere from the kitchen to the living room until someone pointed out that his glasses were on his head all along. It's these simple, innocent mistakes that make for great funny stories.

Once there was a clumsy chef. He made a cake so big that when he tried to take it out of the oven, he got stuck in the doorway with the cake pan still in his hands. His assistant had to use butter to slide him out. It's a simple and funny story that everyone can enjoy.