Can you share some funny disgusting stories?

There was this kid at a school cafeteria. He thought the green jello looked like a swamp. So, he put some gummy worms in it. When another kid sat down and saw it, he screamed in disgust which made everyone else look and then laugh. Because it was so unexpected and gross but in a funny way.

There's a story of a haunted house where a family was brutally murdered. When new people moved in, they found maggots constantly appearing in the kitchen sink, no matter how much they cleaned. And at night, they could feel a cold, slimy presence crawling on their skin, accompanied by the sound of gurgling, as if someone was choking on their own blood.

One disgusting kid story could be about a child who constantly picked his nose and then wiped it on the furniture. It was really gross and made everyone around uncomfortable.

One disgusting short story could be about a person who finds a moldy sandwich in their old backpack that has been there for months. The smell is overwhelming and there are all kinds of strange colors and textures on the bread. Another could be a story where someone steps in a big pile of dog poop on a clean sidewalk and then has to walk around all day with the stench. And there's also the story of a character who discovers a rat has died in their attic and the smell has seeped into their living space.

Here's another one. In an apartment building, there was a tenant who never took out their garbage. The smell became so unbearable that it started seeping into the other apartments. When the neighbors finally got the landlord involved, they found piles of rotting food and dirty diapers in the apartment. It was a truly disgusting situation.

Well, there could be a story where a person thought they had normal poop but then noticed a strange color. It turned out to be from some new food they ate. At first they were worried it was a sign of something serious, but it was just a harmless food - related change. It was still a bit of a shock though.

Well, I remember a time at a zoo. There was a monkey that picked up its poop and threw it at a visitor who was making funny faces at it. It was so unexpected and made everyone around laugh while also being gross.

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Well, there are stories of the Black Death. The streets were filled with the sick and dying, and the stench must have been unbearable. People were covered in sores and the whole situation was just tragic and disgusting in a sense.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'