What are some good examples of jokes that are stories for kids?

There's a little mouse who was always afraid of the cat. One day, he saw the cat wearing sunglasses. He thought the cat was a new, cool mouse - friendly cat. So he went up to the cat. But of course, the cat caught him. The moral - just because someone looks different doesn't mean they've changed their nature. It's a simple story - based joke that can teach kids a little life lesson too.

A simple one is this. A boy saw a caterpillar and asked his mom, 'Is that a worm wearing a fur coat?' His mom laughed and said, 'No, it's a caterpillar that will turn into a beautiful butterfly one day.' The boy was amazed. This kind of joke can make kids interested in nature in a fun way.

A joke for you. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. A funny story: There was a dog that loved to ride in the car. One day, its owner took it on a long road trip. The dog stuck its head out the window the whole time, tongue flapping in the wind. When they got home, the dog was so tired but it had the best time.

Well, here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for humor, puns are a great source. For example, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' A funny story might be a kid who thought his dad's bald head was a great place to draw a face on while his dad was napping.

In safe kids stories, there are often stories about kids being kind to animals. For example, a little girl helps a lost puppy find its way home. This shows kids the importance of being caring.

Here is a nice one. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked, 'If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replied, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher was getting frustrated. 'Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Six.' The teacher said, 'Good, now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'Johnny, how do you get seven?' Johnny said, 'Because I already have a cat at home!' It's a simple story - like joke that kids can understand and find funny.

In the story of 'Jane Eyre', Jane was neglected as a child at her aunt's house. She was treated unfairly, locked in the red - room as a form of punishment, and made to feel like an outcast among her cousins. The neglect she faced as a child influenced her character development throughout the story.

Some calm kids stories are 'Hansel and Gretel'. It has elements of adventure as the two children try to find their way back home after being left in the forest. 'Snow White' is also a well - known one. It has a princess, dwarfs, and a wicked queen, and it's a story full of morals. Then there's 'Cinderella' which is about a kind - hearted girl who overcomes hardships and gets her happy ending.

One example is 'The Little Match Girl' by Hans Christian Andersen. It's a rather dark story as the little girl is freezing and starving in the cold, seeing visions as she tries to sell matches and finally dies. Another is 'Bluebeard' which involves a man with a very dark secret in his locked room. His new wife's curiosity leads her to discover his horrible past.

There is a joke. Little Johnny's teacher asks, 'If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replies, 'Seven.' The teacher says, 'No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Little Johnny says, 'Seven.' The teacher, getting frustrated, asks, 'How on earth do you get seven?' Johnny says, 'Because I've already got a cat!' It's a simple and funny short story for kids.