Can you share some funny short campfire stories?

Sure. Here's one. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.'

Once there were two campers. One said to the other, 'I can make the fire burn green.' The other was skeptical. So the first camper threw a bunch of wet leaves on the fire. The fire hissed and sputtered and for a moment, in the smoke and steam, it did look kind of green. They both laughed at the silly trick.

There was a camping trip where a camper brought a guitar. He thought he was really good at playing. So he started strumming and singing around the campfire. But his singing was so off - key that the birds in the trees started flying away. The rest of the campers found it hilarious and joined in to make a comical 'choir'.

One funny scary campfire story is about a hiker. He was lost in the woods at night. As he was walking, he heard strange noises like growling and branches breaking. He was terrified. But then, out from the bushes hopped a little raccoon. It had gotten into some trash and was making all that noise. It made him laugh at his own fear.

Sure. There was a story about a hiker who got lost in the woods. He came across a talking squirrel. The squirrel told him that if he followed a certain path, he'd find his way back. But the path led him to a group of deer having a dance party. It was so strange and hilarious.

Sure. There was once a group of friends at a campfire. One friend started telling a story about a lost hiker. He described how the hiker was in the middle of the forest, scared and alone. But then, suddenly, the hiker stumbled upon a magical tree that talked. The tree told the hiker that he was actually in a parallel world where all the animals could speak human languages. And in the end, the hiker became friends with a talking fox and they found a way back to the real world together.

Sure. Here's one. There was a group camping in the woods. At night, by the campfire, they heard strange rustling. Then a white figure seemed to float between the trees. One brave camper called out, 'Who's there?' and the figure just vanished. But later they found out it was just a lost hiker in a white sheet who got scared and ran away when they heard the camper's voice.

Sure. Here's one. There was a group camping in the woods. At night, by the campfire, they heard strange whispers. One of them saw a faint figure in the trees. As they stared, the figure seemed to come closer. But then they realized it was just a lost hiker who got scared by their own shadow in the moonlight.

Once upon a time, there was a squirrel who lived in a big oak tree. One day, the squirrel noticed that all the nuts it had stored for winter were missing. It was very sad. But then it saw a group of birds. The birds told the squirrel that they had seen a naughty raccoon stealing the nuts. The squirrel was determined to get its nuts back. It followed the raccoon's tracks and found its stash. With the help of some friendly deer, the squirrel managed to get all its nuts back just in time for winter.

One scary campfire story could be about a hiker who got lost in the woods at night. As he was trying to find his way back to the campsite, he heard strange whispers in the wind. Every time he thought he was getting closer to safety, the voices seemed to lead him further astray. Eventually, he saw a faint light in the distance, but when he reached it, there was nothing but an old, abandoned cabin with a dark figure lurking inside. He ran in terror, not knowing if the figure was following him or not.