More Ideas for Funny Christmas Stories

One funny Christmas story idea could be about a family who accidentally decorates their Christmas tree with their pet dog's toys instead of the usual ornaments. The dog then spends the whole Christmas eve trying to retrieve its toys from the tree, causing chaos and laughter.

Once upon a time, a pastor told a story about the three wise men. He said that they might have had a hard time finding their way to Bethlehem not just because of the star, but also because they argued about which camel was the fastest. One wise man said his camel could outrun any wind, another said his camel was the most intelligent and knew all the shortcuts. It was a humorous take on the traditional story that made the congregation think about the wise men in a more human and relatable way during Christmas.

A story about a Christmas tree that has been passed down through generations. Each year, it has a special story to tell. This year, it reveals to the family that it was once a young sapling in a magical forest where all the animals could talk. It tells of how it was chosen to be a Christmas tree because it had the purest heart among the trees, and now it shares its wisdom with the family every Christmas.

One funny Christmas story could be: 'Santa's elves were so busy that they accidentally put a _ (toy car) in the box of dolls. When the little girl opened it on Christmas morning, she was both confused and delighted!'

Imagine a Christmas elf who is tired of making toys all year. He decides to take a break and explore the human world on Christmas day. He meets a kind-hearted boy who shows him around. The elf realizes how much humans love Christmas, not just for the gifts but for the family and friends. He returns to the North Pole with a newfound appreciation for his job, and shares his experiences with the other elves, making them all see Christmas in a different light.

In the early days of Texas, during Christmas, a group of miners decided to have a big celebration. They made a huge Christmas pudding. But they accidentally used salt instead of sugar. When they tasted it, their faces were priceless. However, they all laughed about it and ended up sharing other food and having a great Christmas anyway. This story has been passed down as a funny Christmas memory in Texas mining history.

Sure. There was once a Santa Claus impersonator at a shopping mall who had a very naughty reindeer puppet. The reindeer would 'talk' to the kids and say things like 'You better give me an extra cookie or I won't pull Santa's sleigh!'. The kids were both shocked and amused. It made for a very interesting and naughty Christmas encounter at the mall.

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho - ho - hoe! This joke is a play on the word 'hoe' and Santa's famous 'ho - ho - ho' laugh. Gardens need to be hoed, and by saying Santa has three gardens so he can 'ho - ho - hoe', it creates a humorous connection between Santa and gardening in a really unexpected way. It always makes kids (and adults too) giggle when they hear it during Christmas time.

Sure. A family once got a real live reindeer for Christmas as a joke. The reindeer ran into the house and started eating the Christmas tree. The family chased it around the living room, it was total chaos but also hilarious.

Once, a church choir was practicing for the Christmas service. A new member, a little girl, was so excited that when it was her turn to sing 'Silent Night', she sang it at double speed. The rest of the choir was trying hard not to laugh, and it made for a very memorable rehearsal.