I got my wife a real bull story. Is it a positive or negative thing?

It could mean you told your wife an incredible or far - fetched story. Maybe it was a tall tale about something you witnessed involving a bull, like an amazing encounter with a very large or unusual bull in the countryside.

It might also be that you got your wife a story that has some sort of symbolic connection to a bull. For example, a story about strength and power which the bull represents, and you thought it would be inspiring or interesting for her.

She could react with amusement if it's a funny or silly 'bull' story. Just laugh it off and enjoy the moment of you sharing something different.

It can be positive. If the shared stories are positive, like funny anecdotes or inspiring tales, it can brighten her day and give her new perspectives. For example, a friend sharing a story of achieving a fitness goal might motivate her.

I would assume it's fictional. A story with such an unusual and inappropriate - sounding concept like 'bull spanks my wife' doesn't seem like something that would be based on a real event. However, it could potentially be a very warped or misrepresented real story.

It could be positive. Buying a taser for his wife might be seen as a way to protect her, which is a caring act.

Well, it depends. A chemical love story often starts with a strong physical attraction, which can be great as it gives a lot of energy to the relationship. But if the couple doesn't build on other aspects like mutual respect, shared values and good communication, then it can turn negative as the initial chemical high wears off. So, it's not inherently positive or negative.

It could be positive. For instance, if it was the first time she saw a beautiful sunset over the ocean. The colors and the vastness of the view would be so amazing that she would be gaping in delight. That kind of natural beauty has a way of filling one with positive emotions.

Well, it could be either. If it's a story about your wife that reveals her kindness or some great achievement, it could be positive. For example, if she has been secretly volunteering a lot and you expose this story to show how wonderful she is. But if it involves something private or embarrassing that she didn't want to be known, then it's negative.

Yes, there could be. For instance, if 'blacked' is seen metaphorically as a period of growth through difficulty. Maybe the wife faced a challenging time, like a serious illness. But she came out of it stronger, more resilient. So the 'blacked' period was just a precursor to a more positive, enlightened phase in her life.