Share some funny auto correct texting stories.

I heard a story of a person texting 'I'm at the grocery store getting milk'. Auto correct made it 'I'm at the groggy store getting muck'. Their friend was very confused and asked what a 'groggy store' was and what 'muck' was. The person had to quickly correct the misunderstanding and explain about the auto - correct.

One time my friend got really drunk and texted his boss thinking it was his friend. He sent a bunch of emojis and then a message saying 'Let's party like rockstars tonight!'. In the morning, he was so embarrassed when he realized what he'd done.

Sure. Once my friend was trying to be mysterious and texted me 'I have a huge secret'. I was so curious and kept asking. Finally, he said 'I ate two whole pizzas by myself today'. It was hilarious.

Once, my friend and I had a 24/7 texting marathon. We started by sending each other silly emojis. Then, I sent a made - up riddle. My friend replied with the most absurd answer ever, like 'The answer is a flying purple elephant!' It made me laugh so hard. We continued with random jokes all day and night, non - stop. It was a really funny texting experience that lasted for days on end.

There was a story where a woman's car was flooded because she drove it into a pond trying to avoid a squirrel. She thought her auto insurance would pay for it as it was an 'accident'. But it turned out that her policy didn't cover self - inflicted 'accidents' like this. She had to pay for the repairs herself, which was quite a costly mistake.

Sure. One time a mechanic found a family of mice living in a car's engine compartment. They had built a little nest using bits of insulation. Another story is about a guy who thought his car had a serious engine problem. Turns out, he just ran out of gas, but the fuel gauge was broken. He pushed the car all the way to the repair shop before realizing his mistake.

There was this mechanic who was working on an old truck. When he opened the hood, a family of squirrels ran out. They had been using the engine compartment as their winter home, with a whole stash of nuts in there. It took him a while to clean up the mess and get the truck running properly.

A popular one is about the guy who tried to order a pizza over the phone but accidentally called the wrong number and ended up having a long conversation with an old lady about her cat's diet. He was so confused at first but then just went with it. It's a simple yet really funny story to text.

One of the best texting stories I know is about two friends who lost touch for years. One day, one of them randomly sent a text just saying 'Hey'. They started chatting and realized they still had so much in common. It was like no time had passed at all.

One horror texting story could be about a girl who starts getting strange texts from an unknown number. The texts describe things she's doing at that exact moment. For example, 'I see you sitting on your couch in that blue dress.' She tries to call the number but it's always busy. As the night falls, the texts become more menacing, like 'I'm outside your door now.' It really sends shivers down your spine.