What are some examples of good clean jokes and funny stories?

A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.

The story of 'The Tortoise and the Hare' is a good one. The hare's overconfidence and the tortoise's slow but steady progress create a funny and moral - filled story.

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

Well, here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for humor, puns are a great source. For example, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' A funny story might be a kid who thought his dad's bald head was a great place to draw a face on while his dad was napping.

Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.

Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.

Sure! Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Here's a funny story. Once there was a little boy who tried to help his mom make pancakes. He poured in a whole bag of flour and then added eggs until the batter filled the whole bowl. His mom came in and was shocked but they had a great laugh.

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he went around asking people if they thought his nose was big. Everyone just laughed at his cute concern.

Well, there are tons of clean funny jokes. For instance, why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It's a simple yet hilarious joke that can make anyone laugh without any inappropriate content.

One more. A teacher asked a student, 'If I give you two cats and two more cats and two more cats, how many cats would you have?' The student thought for a while and said, 'Seven cats, because I already have one cat at home.' The teacher was so surprised at the unexpected answer.