Do you have any funny true poop stories to share?

Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.

Sure! Once my cat had a poop that was so long and curly it looked like a little cinnamon roll. It was hilarious when I saw it in the litter box.

Once, I was at a public park. There was this little kid who was so excited playing that he suddenly stopped, his face went all red. Before his mom could figure out what was going on, he pooped right there on the grass. It was hilarious because he just looked so surprised himself. His mom was a bit embarrassed but also couldn't help laughing at how unexpected it was.

Well, there was this time when my neighbor's dog pooped on their own doorstep. But the dog seemed so proud of it, wagging its tail like it had just created a masterpiece. My neighbor was not amused at first but later found it quite funny when they thought about how silly the dog looked.

Sure. Once, my little cousin was potty training. He was so proud when he finally made a poop in the toilet. He shouted, 'Look, it's like a little snake!' and we all burst out laughing.

A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.

Sure. One story could be about a dog that got so excited when it saw its owner come home that it accidentally pooped a little while wagging its tail. It was a really funny and unexpected moment.

Once, a group of students were playing a game during recess and one of them accidentally stepped in dog poop on the schoolyard. They then had to walk around with a stinky shoe for the rest of the day. Everyone made fun of them in a friendly way and it became a well - known school poop story.

Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'

Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.