A kid at the Thanksgiving table asks, 'Why does the turkey have such a big fan (its tail feathers)?' His dad answers, 'Because it doesn't want to get too hot while it's cooking in the oven!'
On Thanksgiving day, a group of kids were playing outside before dinner. One kid says, 'You know, turkeys are really lucky. They get to be the star of Thanksgiving. But then another kid says, 'Yeah, but only for one day. And then they end up on our plates!' And all the kids start giggling.
Here's one. A turkey says to another turkey on Thanksgiving, 'I'm a little worried.' The other asks, 'Why?' The first one says, 'Well, all these people keep talking about stuffing!'
A story goes that in a Sunday school class on Thanksgiving week, the teacher asked the kids to draw what they were most thankful for. One little girl drew a very strange - looking turkey with a halo on its head. When the teacher asked her why, she said it was a 'holy turkey' that God sent for Thanksgiving. All the kids and the teacher had a good laugh at her creative and innocent idea.
There was a Thanksgiving where the parade balloons outside looked like they were having a fight. One balloon's string got tangled with another's, and they were bouncing all over the place. The kids watching from the window were in stitches, and it made for a great Thanksgiving story. This is a reminder that sometimes the unexpected things that happen during Thanksgiving can create the best memories. It doesn't always have to be about the perfect meal or the traditional activities. These little moments of chaos and laughter are what make Thanksgiving special for kids.
Sure. There was a little boy who thought the turkey on the table was a really big chicken. When his mom asked him what he was thankful for, he said 'I'm thankful we have such a big chicken for dinner!'.
One common element is misunderstandings about the Thanksgiving food. Like kids thinking a turkey is a giant chicken or cranberry sauce is some kind of alien slime. Another is the chaos that kids can create while trying to help with the Thanksgiving preparations, such as the kid mixing all the pie ingredients wrongly. Also, the cute and clumsy performances by kids in Thanksgiving plays are often part of these stories.
A story could be about a family that every Thanksgiving donates food to the less fortunate. The kids in the family go with their parents to the local shelter and help serve the meal. It shows the spirit of giving and being thankful for what you have by sharing it with others. It also instills in kids the value of helping those in need during the holiday season.
The story of the Pilgrims and Native Americans is a classic Thanksgiving kids story. It tells how the Pilgrims, who had a hard time in the new land, were helped by the Native Americans. They showed them how to grow corn, hunt, and fish. Then they all had a big feast together to celebrate the harvest, which is the origin of Thanksgiving.
There was a story in a small Christian community. For Thanksgiving, they were planning to have a big feast and share their blessings. A little boy, who was very excited, thought he could help by bringing his pet chicken to the church kitchen as a contribution. When he showed up with the chicken running around the kitchen, the ladies cooking were initially shocked but then couldn't stop laughing. This simple act of the boy's innocent misunderstanding added a lot of humor to their Thanksgiving preparations while still being in the spirit of sharing within the Christian community.
Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.
One funny story could be about a church's Thanksgiving potluck. There was a new member who decided to bring a 'turkey' made entirely out of vegetables for the vegetarians in the congregation. When it was time to serve, everyone was so curious about this unique 'turkey'. Some kids thought it was a real, magic turkey that turned into veggies. It brought a lot of laughter and also started a great conversation about being inclusive during the holiday.