Thanksgiving Funny Joke Stories for Kids

Here's one. A turkey says to another turkey on Thanksgiving, 'I'm a little worried.' The other asks, 'Why?' The first one says, 'Well, all these people keep talking about stuffing!'

There was a Thanksgiving where the parade balloons outside looked like they were having a fight. One balloon's string got tangled with another's, and they were bouncing all over the place. The kids watching from the window were in stitches, and it made for a great Thanksgiving story. This is a reminder that sometimes the unexpected things that happen during Thanksgiving can create the best memories. It doesn't always have to be about the perfect meal or the traditional activities. These little moments of chaos and laughter are what make Thanksgiving special for kids.

One common element is misunderstandings about the Thanksgiving food. Like kids thinking a turkey is a giant chicken or cranberry sauce is some kind of alien slime. Another is the chaos that kids can create while trying to help with the Thanksgiving preparations, such as the kid mixing all the pie ingredients wrongly. Also, the cute and clumsy performances by kids in Thanksgiving plays are often part of these stories.

A story could be about a family that every Thanksgiving donates food to the less fortunate. The kids in the family go with their parents to the local shelter and help serve the meal. It shows the spirit of giving and being thankful for what you have by sharing it with others. It also instills in kids the value of helping those in need during the holiday season.

The story of the Pilgrims and Native Americans is a classic Thanksgiving kids story. It tells how the Pilgrims, who had a hard time in the new land, were helped by the Native Americans. They showed them how to grow corn, hunt, and fish. Then they all had a big feast together to celebrate the harvest, which is the origin of Thanksgiving.

Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.

One funny story could be about a church's Thanksgiving potluck. There was a new member who decided to bring a 'turkey' made entirely out of vegetables for the vegetarians in the congregation. When it was time to serve, everyone was so curious about this unique 'turkey'. Some kids thought it was a real, magic turkey that turned into veggies. It brought a lot of laughter and also started a great conversation about being inclusive during the holiday.

There was a family where the kids decided to put on a 'Turkey Day' play for the adults. They got all the costumes wrong and told a completely jumbled-up version of the first Thanksgiving. The mispronunciations and goofy acting made it a very funny Thanksgiving memory.

There was a family that always had a Thanksgiving football game. One year, the grandpa, who was quite old, decided he was going to be the quarterback. He put on his old football helmet and ran onto the field. But instead of throwing the ball forward, he accidentally threw it backwards right into a big pile of leaves where his dog was sleeping. The dog jumped up and started chasing the ball, with leaves flying everywhere. It was a Thanksgiving full of laughter.

One funny Thanksgiving disaster story is when the turkey caught on fire in the oven. My aunt was so focused on chatting with the guests that she forgot to check on it. When she finally opened the oven, there was a big puff of smoke and the turkey was black as coal. We ended up ordering pizza for Thanksgiving dinner that year.