Thanksgiving Funny Joke Stories

A kid at the Thanksgiving table asks, 'Why does the turkey have such a big fan (its tail feathers)?' His dad answers, 'Because it doesn't want to get too hot while it's cooking in the oven!'

Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.

One funny story could be about a church's Thanksgiving potluck. There was a new member who decided to bring a 'turkey' made entirely out of vegetables for the vegetarians in the congregation. When it was time to serve, everyone was so curious about this unique 'turkey'. Some kids thought it was a real, magic turkey that turned into veggies. It brought a lot of laughter and also started a great conversation about being inclusive during the holiday.

There was a family where the kids decided to put on a 'Turkey Day' play for the adults. They got all the costumes wrong and told a completely jumbled-up version of the first Thanksgiving. The mispronunciations and goofy acting made it a very funny Thanksgiving memory.

There was a family that always had a Thanksgiving football game. One year, the grandpa, who was quite old, decided he was going to be the quarterback. He put on his old football helmet and ran onto the field. But instead of throwing the ball forward, he accidentally threw it backwards right into a big pile of leaves where his dog was sleeping. The dog jumped up and started chasing the ball, with leaves flying everywhere. It was a Thanksgiving full of laughter.

One funny Thanksgiving disaster story is when the turkey caught on fire in the oven. My aunt was so focused on chatting with the guests that she forgot to check on it. When she finally opened the oven, there was a big puff of smoke and the turkey was black as coal. We ended up ordering pizza for Thanksgiving dinner that year.

One funny Thanksgiving turkey story is about a family who had a pet turkey named Tom. Tom was always strutting around the yard and thought he was the king. On Thanksgiving day, the family decided to have a 'pretend' Thanksgiving dinner with Tom as the guest of honor instead of on the table. They made a special meal for him and Tom seemed to enjoy all the attention.

Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.

I can tell you some funny jokes! Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all. A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.

Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean that tree." It was a simple joke, but it showed how conversations between characters in web novels often led to misunderstandings and confusion.