What are some typical funny menopausal stories?

Sure. One woman I know during menopause woke up in the middle of the night thinking she heard a burglar. She grabbed a broom and tiptoed around the house only to find out it was just the old pipes making noise. She was so embarrassed but it was really funny.

Well, I know of a lesbian couple where one of them was trying to surprise the other by cooking a big dinner. But she completely misread the recipe and ended up making something that looked like a science experiment gone wrong. They laughed so hard at the mess that was on the plate. It was a really cute moment.

A classic one is when someone is giving a speech and their pants split right in the middle of it. It's so embarrassing for them but hilarious for the onlookers.

A man insured his old, rusty bicycle. He claimed that it was a rare vintage bike. When the insurance company sent an appraiser, they quickly realized it was just an ordinary, beat - up bike. The man was trying to get more money out of the insurance.

One example is a bipolar person who, during a manic episode, decided to paint their entire house bright pink in one day. When they came out of the manic phase and saw what they had done, they were shocked at first but then found it really funny. They told everyone how they became a 'pink house wizard' for a day.

A typical winter funny story could be about a clumsy skier. He was going down the slope, trying to look cool. But he lost his balance and ended up skiing into a big pile of snow at the side of the slope, with his skis flying off in different directions.

A widow thought she was signing up for a gardening class but it turned out to be a salsa dancing class. She was so confused at first but then decided to give it a try. By the end of the class, she was having so much fun that she continued with salsa dancing and became quite good at it. Her friends were really surprised when they saw her new skill.

I heard of someone who took Adderall and became obsessed with making the perfect paper airplane. They spent hours folding and refolding, using different types of paper, and testing flight patterns. They ended up with a whole collection of these elaborate paper airplanes all over their room, and they were so proud of their creations.

Another story could be someone who is all dressed up for a party. They walk out of their house and step right into a big puddle. Their nice shoes and clothes are all muddy, and they have to go back and change, missing the start of the party.

A lawyer showed up to court with his fly unzipped. When his colleague pointed it out to him during a break, he joked, 'Oh, I thought that was a new style of legal opening!' It was a really silly moment that had everyone in stitches.