What are some of the funniest dating stories you've heard?

A friend of mine matched with someone who said they were an astronaut. Turns out, they just worked at a planetarium selling tickets. It was so funny how they tried to make their job sound way more glamorous.

A friend of mine went on a date with a guy who took her to a horror movie. But during the movie, he was so scared that he screamed like a little girl and spilled his popcorn all over her. She was more horrified by his reaction than the movie itself.

A friend of mine went on a date to a park. They decided to have a picnic. But as soon as they sat down, a bunch of ducks came over and started stealing their food. They were chasing the ducks around, trying to get their sandwiches back. It was hilarious and they still talk about that date all the time.

One funny dating story is when a couple went on a hike for their date. The guy got lost even though he claimed to be an expert hiker. They ended up wandering around for hours. But in the process, they discovered a beautiful hidden waterfall and had a great time. So, it was a funny yet memorable date.

A friend of mine went on a date ice skating. He thought he was a pro but ended up falling on his butt every few minutes. His date was much better at it and had to keep helping him up. He said it was both funny and embarrassing.

I remember a story where a middle school boy tried to impress his 'girlfriend' by showing off his skateboarding skills. He ended up falling right in front of her and getting a scraped knee. She helped him clean it up, and they both laughed about it later. It was really cute.

I heard about a man who tried to be really suave on a dating site. He sent elaborate messages with big words. But on the date, he was so nervous that he kept stuttering and using the wrong words. His date found it charming in the end though. It was a really funny contrast between his online persona and real - life self.

There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.

One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.

I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.