A duck walked into a bar and said to the bartender, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said no. The next day, the duck came back and asked the same question. After a week of this, the bartender was angry. 'Listen, duck, we don't have grapes. We are a bar!' The duck replied, 'Good, then no more grapes for me. I don't like grapes anyway.' This silly exchange makes for a funny story.
Sure. Here is one. A little boy found a lost puppy on his way home. He took it to his house, fed it, and named it Lucky. Eventually, they became the best of friends.
There might be a story where a little kid mistakes a mop for a giant's hair. He tries to comb it with a tiny comb and the sight is hilarious. In '101 funny short stories', there are many such simple yet funny scenarios that can make you chuckle. For example, a man who accidentally wears his shirt backwards and goes out without noticing, and then wonders why everyone is looking at him strangely.
Surprise endings are great. For example, like in the story of the hare and the tortoise. Everyone expects the hare to win easily, but the tortoise's victory is a big surprise. It makes the story funny and memorable.
Another funny short story. A little boy asked his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His father replied with disgust, 'No. Why do you ask?' The boy said, 'There was one in your soup last night but it's gone now.'
Once there was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I can be a king!' Another one is about a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around so many times that it got dizzy and just fell asleep right there. And then there's the story of a little boy who put on his dad's big shoes and walked around the house, making everyone laugh as he wobbled like a drunk penguin.
Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Short story: A little boy was at the zoo with his mom. He saw a penguin and asked, 'Mom, what's that?' She replied, 'That's a penguin, son.' The boy said, 'It looks like it's wearing a tuxedo.'
One Christmas story is about a family who decided to have a real - life nativity scene in their backyard. Their dog, thinking it was all a game, grabbed the baby Jesus doll and ran around the yard with it. Everyone was in stitches trying to catch the dog and save the 'baby'.
Once upon a halloween, a little boy dressed as a ghost. He went to his neighbor's house to get candies. When the neighbor opened the door, the boy accidentally tripped over his long white sheet and rolled down the porch steps. Instead of crying, he started laughing and so did the neighbor. They shared a good laugh and the neighbor gave him extra candies.
In a small town, the local church was having a Christmas pageant. The little boy who was supposed to play Joseph got so nervous that when it was time to walk onto the stage, he ran in the wrong direction and ended up in the choir loft. Everyone in the audience was trying hard not to laugh out loud while the pastor quickly redirected him to the right place on the stage.
In a dream, I was in a world made of chocolate. The houses were gingerbread, and the rivers were flowing chocolate syrup. I met a little gingerbread man who led me on a tour of this delicious world. It was a really fun and sweet dream.