Can you share some funny appropriate joke stories?

There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Here is another funny joke story. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know; I was born with them.'

Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

A blonde was given a puzzle to put together. After hours of trying, she finally called her friend and said, 'I can't do this puzzle. It says it's supposed to be a tiger on the box, but all I have are these small pieces!' Her friend said, 'Well, it's a jigsaw puzzle. You have to put the pieces together to make the tiger.' The blonde replied, 'Oh, no wonder it's so hard!'

In a Khmer town, there was a barber. One day, a customer came in with a really long beard. The barber said, 'Sir, your beard is so long it could be a nest for birds!' The customer replied, 'Well, at least they will be safe from your scissors!' And they both had a good laugh.

Sure! Here's one. A Scotsman goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I've got a pain in my back every time I bend over.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you had it?' The Scotsman replies, 'Only since I bought that new shovel!'

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There are many great animal joke stories. For example, why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Also, what's a frog's favorite game? Leapfrog. And a cat has a lot of lives, but if you make it mad, it might use one of them to scratch you!