What are some 'dad i am not mom stories'?

Sure. One common 'dad i am not mom story' is when it comes to giving advice. Dad asks the child for relationship advice, thinking the child can be as empathetic as mom. But the child says, 'Dad, I am not mom. I don't really understand all that mushy stuff.' Another is during a family gathering. Dad expects the child to be the social coordinator like mom, making sure everyone has food and is chatting happily. But the child goes, 'Dad, I am not mom. I'm just here to have fun, not play host.'

One mom dad story could be about how they first met. Maybe they met at a college party. Dad saw mom across the room and was instantly smitten. He worked up the courage to ask her to dance, and that was the start of their love story.

It could be a completely jumbled and unclear statement. Maybe it was a miscommunication where words were mixed up. For example, it could be that someone was trying to say something else and it came out all wrong.

A story could be that the daughter wanted to learn how to ride a bike. The dad held the back of the bike while the mom cheered her on. After a few falls, the daughter finally got it. The proud looks on the mom and dad's faces were priceless.

In a story, the son might force his mom and dad to adopt a pet. He loves animals so much and keeps on begging them. He does research on the responsibilities and shows them how having a pet can be good for the family. Eventually, they give in and the family gets a cute little puppy. The puppy then brings a lot of joy to the family.

BDSM involves adult and often complex themes that are not suitable for general discussion. We should focus on positive and family - friendly topics instead.

A really cute dad and mom story is from when they were renovating their first house. Dad was trying to put up a shelf but ended up drilling a hole in the wrong place. Mom just laughed and said it added character. Then they worked together to fix it and in the end, that little mistake became a funny memory they always talk about when reminiscing about their early days in the house.

One time, I was wearing my mom's apron while cooking in the kitchen. My dad came in, half - asleep, and without looking properly, he started talking to me as if I were my mom. He said, 'Honey, did you see my keys?' I just laughed and told him it was me.

One positive story could be that the mom and dad worked together to plan a surprise birthday party for their daughter. They decorated the house, cooked her favorite meals, and invited all her friends. It was a magical day for the daughter filled with love and joy.

One more story could be about how mom and dad worked together to build a treehouse for the kids. They spent weeks planning and building it. When it was finally done, it became a special place for the whole family to create memories.