A young girl was praying before bedtime. She said, 'Dear God, I hope my brother stops pulling my hair tomorrow. If you can't make him stop, can you at least give me stronger hands so I can pull his hair back?' Her mother heard this and had to explain to her that wasn't quite how prayer was supposed to work, but it was still really funny.
In a small village church, an elderly woman always prayed very loudly. One Sunday, she was praying for the health of the villagers. But she got a bit mixed up and said, 'Dear God, please make Mr. Johnson's bald head grow hair and make Mrs. Smith's hair fall out so she can be as cool as Mr. Johnson.' Everyone in the church was shocked at first, but then they all started laughing. The woman was a bit confused at first but then realized her mistake and started laughing too.
A young girl prayed, 'God, I hope my dog can talk so I can ask him if he really likes my hugs or just pretends. Amen.' It was so cute how she had this idea of her dog having a conversation with her through talking.
There was an old man who was known for his long and elaborate prayers. One day, while praying in the church, he accidentally dozed off in the middle of his prayer. He started snoring loudly, and when he woke up suddenly, he said, 'Amen' really loudly as if he had just finished his prayer. Everyone in the church had a good chuckle.
Well, there was once a little boy who was praying before bed. He said, 'Dear God, please make sure my sister stops borrowing my toys without asking. And if you can't do that, at least make her toys more fun so I don't care. Amen.' It was really funny how he tried to bargain with God in his simple, innocent way.
Once upon a time, a little boy was reciting the Lord's Prayer in Sunday school. Instead of saying 'Give us this day our daily bread', he said 'Give us this day our daily bed'! Everyone in the class burst out laughing.
A police officer stopped a car for speeding. He walked up to the driver and asked, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' The driver replied, 'I'm not sure, but I know I was late for my flying lesson.' The officer was very confused and said, 'Flying lesson? What are you talking about?' The driver then pointed to a paraglider on the roof of his car and said, 'I'm learning to fly that thing and I didn't want to be late for my class.' The officer laughed and let him go with just a warning.
One day at the zoo, the zookeeper found that the monkeys had painted their faces to look like clowns. They had somehow gotten hold of some paint and brushes. They were swinging around and making funny faces at the visitors. The visitors were all laughing and taking pictures. It was like the monkeys were putting on their own little circus show, and the zookeeper didn't know whether to be angry or just laugh along.
There was a little bunny. One day, it found a big carrot in the garden. The carrot was almost as big as the bunny itself. The bunny tried to pull it out, but it was so heavy. It tugged and tugged, and finally when the carrot came out, the bunny fell backwards because of the force. It sat there with the huge carrot on its lap, looking both proud and a bit silly.
At the North Pole, the elves were having a snowball fight. One elf, named Jingle, threw a snowball that accidentally hit Santa's sleigh and broke one of the runners. Santa, instead of getting mad, decided it was a sign to try something new. He tied a bunch of magic icicles to the bottom of the sleigh and took off. The sleigh flew even faster than before, but it left a trail of melting icicles that made it look like the sleigh was crying all over the world.
The Christmas tree in a house was very proud of its shiny ornaments. One day, a naughty mouse climbed up the tree. It started swinging on the tinsel like it was a trapeze. The mouse accidentally knocked off a big shiny ball ornament which rolled right into the fireplace. It made such a loud noise that everyone in the house thought Santa had crashed down the chimney early. The cat in the house chased the mouse all around the tree, causing more ornaments to fall and break. But when the family saw the chaos, they just laughed and decided to make new ornaments together.
A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.