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Tell Another Funny Prayer Story

2024-12-01 06:13
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A young girl was praying before bedtime. She said, 'Dear God, I hope my brother stops pulling my hair tomorrow. If you can't make him stop, can you at least give me stronger hands so I can pull his hair back?' Her mother heard this and had to explain to her that wasn't quite how prayer was supposed to work, but it was still really funny.

In a small village church, an elderly woman always prayed very loudly. One Sunday, she was praying for the health of the villagers. But she got a bit mixed up and said, 'Dear God, please make Mr. Johnson's bald head grow hair and make Mrs. Smith's hair fall out so she can be as cool as Mr. Johnson.' Everyone in the church was shocked at first, but then they all started laughing. The woman was a bit confused at first but then realized her mistake and started laughing too.

Living In Another World With A Farm

Living In Another World With A Farm

If he wanted to boss around, he could do whatever he wanted. I would continue to farm, but if he tried to attack me, then he would not live to see another day. Zhao Hai was a shut-in until he was transmigrated to another world with a farm and taken over the body of a fallen noble. The land that the noble had was one that could not grow anything. He also had a fiance who was the heir to a principality. To make matters even worse, he was talentless in martial arts and magic where he couldn’t even learn both. “So what if I can’t do magic? I have my farm. Let’s see you try and attack me! I’ll let my bugs out to devour all of your military rations! I’ll put pesticides in your water source and grow weeds on your land! Let’s see you try and attack me after that!” “What? You’ll hire assassins to kill me? Try and do that when I’m hiding inside my farmhouse. Once that is over, I’ll rid your country of all your food sources! Your citizens will come after you instead of you coming after me!” The shut-in had a slightly foul personality. This is a story of how he, and his farm, became a nightmare to the people of a world of swords and magic.
2.9
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Marry A Sweetheart And Get Another Free: President, Please Sign This!

Marry A Sweetheart And Get Another Free: President, Please Sign This!

She became the young mistress of the most powerful family in City T by marrying the young master in place of her sister. He was cold to her on their first nuptial night. "Just because you played some tricks to get yourself married here, you still mean nothing to me!" However, she was calm and heartless. "Young Master Mu, don't think too highly of yourself. I despise all that is you — your money and your very being!" After the wedding, Young Master Mu lived lavishly by spending money like flowing during the day while working his nights away busily. "You said you despised me earlier. Well, which part of me do you despise exactly, hmm?" Luo Chenxi could not bear the harassment any longer so she tossed out the divorce papers in rage. "I can't live like this much longer..."
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Death Guns In Another World

Death Guns In Another World

Check out my new novel: My Seven Beautiful Sins! °°°°° Alexander Kael Touch, a self-made young billionaire, found his meteoric rise tragically cut short on a school trip. But fate had other plans, whisking him and his classmates away to a realm of swords and magic – a world where power manifested as unique: ''Gifts." While friends awoke to magnificent Gifts, Alex's Gift yielded only two enigmatic guns: one gleaming silver, the other shrouded in black. Worse, he couldn't use magic like his peers, drawing scorn and derision. Yet, fueled by an unyielding spirit and a burning dream, Alex refused to falter. In this new world, he craved not wealth, but the strength to forge his own destiny. One goal burned bright: to rise once more, not to the peaks of financial power, but to the pinnacle of strength and control. This is the chronicle of Alexander Kael Touch, the boy with two guns in a world of wonders. A tale of relentless struggle, forged in the crucible of mockery and doubt. A journey to the apex, where the scorned student will become the ultimate warrior. Whispers of the "Death Guns Master" stir, echoes of a legend rising from slumber. The world may have forgotten them, but they are coming back. †††††††††††† Nickaido's here with D-Guns, do not expect the smartest MC because he was once a billionaire, is still young, he has his flaws, he will learn and grow, so will the other characters. At the beginning other characters are stronger but worry not everything will change starting from around chapter 80 onward. Also sorry in advance because some of the female characters have strong backgrounds but it's for the sake of the future story, this book is just the start, I'm still improving. Sorry in advance, English is not my first language, so they may be grammatical errors and misspelled words. Please bear with me. I'm trying to improve to provide a better story. Starting from chapter 200th, I have started using Grammarly premium to help me with the English, so I think it's become better. As for the earliest chapters, I have started to re-edit them slowly; I will do more as I get more time. Maybe hire a professional editor when I can. Once again, this is not some sophisticated story; it has many flaws, which I'm trying to learn from; however, this doesn't make the story less enjoyable. Would you please give it a try? Discord Server: https://discord.gg/7MRsHg33tv
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Gourmet of Another World

Gourmet of Another World

In a fantasy world where martial artists can split mountains and creeks with a wave of their hand and break rivers with a kick, there exists a little restaurant like this. The restaurant isn't large, but it is a place where countless apex existences will rush into. There, you can taste egg-fried rice made from phoenix eggs and dragon blood rice. There, you can drink strong wine brewed from vermillion fruit and water from the fountain of life. There, you can taste the barbecued meat of a ninth grade supreme beast sprinkled with black pepper. What? You want to abduct the chef? That's not going to happen, because there's a tenth grade divine beast, the Hellhound, lying at the entrance. Oh, that chef also has a robotic assistant that killed a ninth grade supreme being with a single hand and a group of crazy women whose stomachs were conquered. --------- Releasing: Mon, Thu, Fri, and Weekends
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Another World’s Versatile Crafting Master

Another World’s Versatile Crafting Master

Lin Li accidentally enters another world while playing with his smurf mage account just after he maxes out all kinds of crafting skills, bringing with him various top-grade materials. Although his character is practically powerless, what he gains in return is unprecedented magical talent! Can he survive by himself after being thrown into another world?
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THE SUMMONED MONSTER THAT IS SUMMONING ANOTHER MONSTER

THE SUMMONED MONSTER THAT IS SUMMONING ANOTHER MONSTER

Have you ever thought a monster that has a job of a summoner and a tamer what should it call itself Monster Summoner? Monster Tamer? but he itself was a monster too Watch as our mc travels the world as an reincarnated human who turn into a monster (Cover not mine)
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Tell me another funny prayer story

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2024-10-24 09:15

A young girl prayed, 'God, I hope my dog can talk so I can ask him if he really likes my hugs or just pretends. Amen.' It was so cute how she had this idea of her dog having a conversation with her through talking.

Tell Me a Funny Prayer Story

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2024-12-01 07:06

There was an old man who was known for his long and elaborate prayers. One day, while praying in the church, he accidentally dozed off in the middle of his prayer. He started snoring loudly, and when he woke up suddenly, he said, 'Amen' really loudly as if he had just finished his prayer. Everyone in the church had a good chuckle.

Tell me a funny prayer story

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2024-10-25 02:40

Well, there was once a little boy who was praying before bed. He said, 'Dear God, please make sure my sister stops borrowing my toys without asking. And if you can't do that, at least make her toys more fun so I don't care. Amen.' It was really funny how he tried to bargain with God in his simple, innocent way.

Tell me a funny lord's prayer story.

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2024-11-23 07:32

Once upon a time, a little boy was reciting the Lord's Prayer in Sunday school. Instead of saying 'Give us this day our daily bread', he said 'Give us this day our daily bed'! Everyone in the class burst out laughing.

Tell another funny story.

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2024-12-06 22:55

A police officer stopped a car for speeding. He walked up to the driver and asked, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' The driver replied, 'I'm not sure, but I know I was late for my flying lesson.' The officer was very confused and said, 'Flying lesson? What are you talking about?' The driver then pointed to a paraglider on the roof of his car and said, 'I'm learning to fly that thing and I didn't want to be late for my class.' The officer laughed and let him go with just a warning.

Tell me another funny story

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2024-12-09 03:43

One day at the zoo, the zookeeper found that the monkeys had painted their faces to look like clowns. They had somehow gotten hold of some paint and brushes. They were swinging around and making funny faces at the visitors. The visitors were all laughing and taking pictures. It was like the monkeys were putting on their own little circus show, and the zookeeper didn't know whether to be angry or just laugh along.

Tell Another Funny Cute Story

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2024-12-08 23:24

There was a little bunny. One day, it found a big carrot in the garden. The carrot was almost as big as the bunny itself. The bunny tried to pull it out, but it was so heavy. It tugged and tugged, and finally when the carrot came out, the bunny fell backwards because of the force. It sat there with the huge carrot on its lap, looking both proud and a bit silly.

Tell another funny Christmas story

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2024-11-29 16:20

At the North Pole, the elves were having a snowball fight. One elf, named Jingle, threw a snowball that accidentally hit Santa's sleigh and broke one of the runners. Santa, instead of getting mad, decided it was a sign to try something new. He tied a bunch of magic icicles to the bottom of the sleigh and took off. The sleigh flew even faster than before, but it left a trail of melting icicles that made it look like the sleigh was crying all over the world.

Tell another funny Christmas story.

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2024-11-27 09:46

The Christmas tree in a house was very proud of its shiny ornaments. One day, a naughty mouse climbed up the tree. It started swinging on the tinsel like it was a trapeze. The mouse accidentally knocked off a big shiny ball ornament which rolled right into the fireplace. It made such a loud noise that everyone in the house thought Santa had crashed down the chimney early. The cat in the house chased the mouse all around the tree, causing more ornaments to fall and break. But when the family saw the chaos, they just laughed and decided to make new ornaments together.

Tell me another funny story

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2024-11-23 23:36

A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.

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