Tell Me a Funny Prayer Story

Well, there was once a little boy who was praying before bed. He said, 'Dear God, please make sure my sister stops borrowing my toys without asking. And if you can't do that, at least make her toys more fun so I don't care. Amen.' It was really funny how he tried to bargain with God in his simple, innocent way.

A young girl prayed, 'God, I hope my dog can talk so I can ask him if he really likes my hugs or just pretends. Amen.' It was so cute how she had this idea of her dog having a conversation with her through talking.

Once upon a time, a little boy was reciting the Lord's Prayer in Sunday school. Instead of saying 'Give us this day our daily bread', he said 'Give us this day our daily bed'! Everyone in the class burst out laughing.

A young girl was praying before bedtime. She said, 'Dear God, I hope my brother stops pulling my hair tomorrow. If you can't make him stop, can you at least give me stronger hands so I can pull his hair back?' Her mother heard this and had to explain to her that wasn't quite how prayer was supposed to work, but it was still really funny.

I'm not sure specifically what the 'Free Day of Prayer 2017 story' is. It could be about a community coming together to pray freely on that day, perhaps with various religious leaders leading the prayers and people from different walks of life participating to seek spiritual guidance, peace, and blessings.

Well, I'm not entirely sure which specific 'in a wing and a prayer true story' you're referring to. There could be many stories with that title or a similar concept. It might be about a situation where someone was in a very difficult or desperate situation and had to rely on faith or a slim chance to get through, like a pilot in a damaged plane trying to land safely, relying on just the bare minimum of functionality, which is what 'wing and a prayer' implies.

The Prayer Plant gets its name because its leaves fold up at night, as if in prayer. There are many stories and beliefs associated with it. In some cultures, it is seen as a symbol of good luck. Some people believe that it has a spiritual connection, perhaps related to the idea of the plant 'praying' to the heavens.

Kings Kaleidoscope is known for their creative and often thought - provoking music. 'A Prayer Story' could potentially be a narrative that delves into themes of faith, hope, and the power of communication with a higher power through prayer. It might tell the story of a character who is struggling and turns to prayer as a source of comfort or guidance. For example, it could be about a person facing difficult life choices and seeking divine intervention or clarity through prayer.

One funny element can be miscommunication. For example, a child might pray for a pony thinking it will magically appear in their backyard, not understanding the practicalities. Another is when people pray for something small but get a very unexpected and over - the - top response. Like praying for a warm day and then having a heatwave.

There is a funny prayer story about a woman. She prayed for a new car. Instead of getting a brand - new shiny car, she found an old but still working car in her driveway the next day. It was left there by a neighbor who was moving and didn't want to take it with them. She laughed and said, 'Well, God has a sense of humor.'