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Tell me some of the top 10 funny short stories you know.

2024-12-01 02:41
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Well, there's this story. A man calls the hotel reception and says, 'Can you send someone up to help me? I'm having trouble making a bed.' The receptionist replies, 'Sorry, sir. We don't make the guests.' This is funny as it has a double meaning. The man means making the bed in terms of arranging the sheets, but the receptionist misinterprets it in a completely different and humorous way.

There is a story where a student says to the teacher, 'I don't think I deserve zero on this test.' The teacher says, 'I agree, but that's the lowest mark I can give you.' It's funny because of the unexpected response from the teacher.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Tell me some very funny short love stories that you know.

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2024-11-25 03:24

In a library, a boy and a girl both reached for the last copy of a love poem book at the same time. They argued a bit. But then the boy said, 'Let's read it together.' As they read, they realized they had a lot in common and soon fell in love. It was an unexpected start.

Tell me some of the top 10 humorous stories you know.

1 answer
2024-11-27 18:43

A humorous story is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' Another one is a man who bought a lie detector robot. Every time he told a lie, the robot would slap him. He came home late one day and the robot asked him where he was. He said he was at work. Immediately, the robot slapped him. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'You lied,' said the robot. 'I did not! I was at work!' The robot slapped him again and said, 'You were thinking about a girl at work.'

Tell me a short funny love story you know.

3 answers
2024-11-25 18:37

A guy was trying to impress his crush. He decided to show off his cooking skills. But when he made pancakes, they all came out in the shape of blobs. His crush walked in, saw the mess, and they both burst into laughter. After that, they cooked together and that's how their love story began.

Tell me some of the 15 funny short stories.

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2024-11-22 20:50

Well, perhaps in one of the 15 funny short stories, there is a clumsy magician. Instead of making a rabbit appear from his hat, he pulls out his own sock. Then there could be a story about a group of ants that accidentally march into a dollhouse and think they've found a new kingdom. Also, a story where a man thinks his car has a mind of its own because every time he tries to park, it seems to go in the wrong direction.

Tell me some top moral funny stories

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2024-10-26 20:49

The story of the honest woodcutter. A woodcutter's axe fell into the river. A magical being emerged and offered him a golden axe, a silver axe and his old iron axe. The woodcutter chose his own old axe because it was his and it was the right thing to do. The magical being was so impressed that he gave him all three axes. It's funny because the woodcutter was so simple - minded and yet so honest.

Tell me some ravi zacharias funny stories you know.

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2024-11-28 03:50

Well, I heard that Ravi Zacharias once got lost in a big city while on a speaking tour. He ended up in a really strange neighborhood, and his attempts to ask for directions were met with some very confused looks from the locals. But he later laughed about how it was like being in a completely different world for a while.

Tell me some funny and inspiring Thanksgiving stories you know.

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2024-11-26 21:40

One funny story is about a group of friends who tried to cook a Thanksgiving dinner together but were all really bad at cooking. They ended up with a very strange - looking and tasting meal. But they had so much fun trying and were so thankful for each other's company that it became a memorable Thanksgiving. It shows that the spirit of Thanksgiving is more about the people than the food.

Tell me an extra short christian funny story you know.

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2024-11-29 23:20

A Sunday school teacher asked a child, 'Who was the greatest man in the Bible?' The child said, 'Job, because he had the most patience.' The teacher asked, 'Why do you think he had the most patience?' The kid answered, 'Well, he sat on a dung heap and didn't even complain about the smell!'

Tell me the funniest joke and short story you know from 'funny jokes and short stories'.

3 answers
2024-12-10 11:43

Joke: What's brown and sticky? A stick. Short story: A cat was chasing a mouse. The mouse ran into a hole. The cat waited outside for hours. Finally, the mouse peeked out and said, 'Are you still there?' The cat replied, 'Yes, I'm a very patient hunter.'

Tell me about the top 5 moral stories you know.

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2024-11-12 06:13

One top moral story is 'The Lion and the Mouse'. A small mouse wakes up a sleeping lion. The lion is about to eat the mouse but the mouse pleads for its life, promising to return the favor. Later, when the lion is trapped, the mouse chews through the ropes and frees him. It shows that even the smallest can help the mightiest, and kindness should be shown to all.

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